Please help me (so hungover)

[MissyCooper]

Work Christmas lunch yesterday. Ended up a highly boozy affair. Got home about 1am. Threw up (tidily). Threw up again this morning and now I can’t get out of bed. Every time I sit or stand I want to be sick. My head is splitting.

I have two under-fours. This is my first night out in a long long time. DH took them out for Christmassy things this morning and I am gutted that I couldn’t be there. I just couldn’t. They are heading back now and I need to get up and help.

Please help. Someone out there must have a hangover cure.

@Doobigetta

Last time I was paralytic was probably 2003

I remember mine clearly, it was 1999 (not at new year's). I was at a party at home of colleagues of a friend and my god could they put it away. They kept giving me more and more whisky and I'd already had a lot of wine. I really had no idea how strong whisky was and was soon horribly, horribly drunk and indiscreet.

The next day I was so ill that I swore to never get drunk again and it really was so very bad that I never did. I crawled to the corner shop to get hangover cure stuff and the sight/smell of the deli counter gave me a massive urge to throw up. I ran outside and retched into a bin. To my eternal shame when a nice passing lady asked if i was OK, I pretended it was morning sickness

Just awful.