I feel really really mean posting this..

[Leela2]

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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Any parents with young children close down eBay after clicking on the link otherwise your child will be liable to pay for a very expensive toy they aren’t allowed to play with!

I note this is a business seller.

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I will give the seller 699 all right. 699 pennies!

Oooooh, it IS only £33 a month for 24 months though! Just £33 every month for two years, for THAT little gem! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am contemplating an offer

OMG that write up on it!

And the seller as 37,000 feedback, so they're not just a fly-by-night nobody! Weird!

Just had a look and the sellers address is around 10 minutes drive from where I live- May pop round there as an 'interested party' just to take a closer inspection at it's beauty

I strongly suspect he paints his own window frames as well.

@HugoBearsMummy

Don't you flucking DARE!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S MINE. I want it. Don't nobody on here touch it. It's mine I tellz ya. MINE!

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The steampunk stuff they’re selling is hilarious. Steampunk hungry hippos for £40 anyone?

That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Fabulous piss take. Well played ebay seller David of Thorburn Road, well played.

Alternatively, he is Sheldon truly believes it is a one of a kind masterpiece worth £££ , but now has Amy a wife who has threatened divorce if she sees the hideous thing this Christmas ….

Would you mind popping this link onto the Bake Off thread, OP, where it will find a truly appreciative audience? I’d do it for you but I feel the credit is all yours.

@paddley

I strongly suspect he paints his own window frames as well.

BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! I just noticed the window frames (in the background) on the photo on ebay!!!

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STEAMPUNK HUNGRY HIPPOS?

What is this sorcery?

goes to look

Someone has told him/her you should factor in your labour into the price.....failing to mention that one does need to have some advanced design skills should one expect to be paid at a professional hourly rate. I would humbly suggest don’t give up the day job but thank you for the joy you have brought.

"YEARS OF PLANNING"

Surely the plan went:

1. Buy Quality Street. Eat sweets. Turn tin upside down.
2. Plaster tin
3. Stick shit on top

4. Get little phones for birds

Go ahead MyImaginary, I've no idea how to share the link, sorry.

I'm so glad you're all loving it, I do feel like I'm taking the piss a bit, but, well.....it was really asking for it.

I'm not one to swear on here but this warrants it Fucksake.

Every aspect of this is superb! I don’t know which bit - including the write up - I like best Fantastic find, thank you op!

Sweet Baby Jesus....have you see what has been done in your name?

WTAF

It's "four colly birds" anyway

ITS BASED ON AN UPTURNED QUALITY STREET CHOC TIN, ITS EMPTY / HOLLOW BASED SO CAN ACTUALLY BE USED AS A CAKE TIN, OR HIDE THINGS UNDER IT FOR XMAS TREATS.

😂 this is just superb. Unfortunately DH says no!

Just..no...I really am speechless.

Woohoo, just what I've been looking for grin] thanks for posting Leela2, I'm going to take the payment plan though, it'll be tough and I'll have to tighten my belt for a bit but it's so worth it.

Lolaflores, I suspect the sweet baby Jesus may well be hidden in there somewhere.