I feel really really mean posting this..

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....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

The doors aren't even straight. I'd want straight doors for £95k.

NINETY FIVE K

Massive WTF?

Alcohol not included 😂

Wtaf! 95k!

Did anyone read about how its strength had been tested by strongbow cans.

What a pile of overpriced festive shit.

The 95k isn’t just for the advent calendar. You get to buy his amazing creative idea! So it’s actually a bargain because you become an advent calendar millionaire.

I have a horrid cold and am feeling really miserable but that made me smile. £699.99....

Even better didge!

How many tubes of pringles will you need to eat to turn that into a profitable business?

I didn’t realise spray painting Hungry Hippos made them steampunk and doubled their value.

Hungry Hippos

I'm just sniggering at "steam punk hungry hippos no balls". Ouch!

He also has one for £90k (plus package and posting of £12). Apparently one has been sold. I rather like it and if I had he cash would buy it to take on Dragons Den

He's also got a blank DIY one for £85. Bargain

His costings make no sense. If you sell x no at £y you make your money back but no account for the cost of the materials or labour. Also what a chancer!

www.registered-design.service.gov.uk/find/5000640. So it's an actual registered design but why anyone would want to make it is beyond me.

I seriously want to be his mate, he sounds like a hoot! Genuinely. These dinner parties sound fucking immense.

Im ashamed of myself, I think I've gone to a lot of bother if I make a charlotte russe, his dinner guests get to TIME TRAVEL

It carries a lot of strongbow. I think he’s been drinking too much of the unincluded merchandise. Were I a strongbow drinker, I’d want that included. In that situation, I think I’d rather spend £95k on strongbow.

Surely if some of it is food based, ie pomegranate halves and toasted bread it will go off before xmas?

Nico - he's not selling his special meal, he is including the menu though.

Oh I got confused and thought some of the decoration was food based.

Anyway I googled David Whitfield of north end and found the international David Whitfield appreciation society. Sadly I think it’s another David Whitfield. Maybe we should set one up for this one?

The first one had me at LEAPONG.

The Steampunk Hungry Hippos: 'Several people I showed it to just stood open mouthed'.

I can well believe it.

MERANGE swans I tell you, MERANGE!!