I feel really really mean posting this..

[Leela2]

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

It has to be spoof???

So succinct!

Amazers! Good find OP!

"Full fat of course - well it is Christmas!"

OUTSTANDING!

Should it be like this , etc all is the same dgamegs as neg fb now great way to run a business ebay ? Not so plase email me direclty, and i will help, / sort anything

it's like a run of consciousness with no filter

I mean IS THIS A GREAT WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS, EBAY??!!!

five golden onion rings!

I read the whole thing to get to the 'menu below' but it isn't there 😭 then again it isn't included in the price...is it? I have so many questions.

Wow, over A FOOT tall!!!

OP this is priceless, thank you so much! Just what I needed today 😂

I did have a snigger at the gentlmans relish.

@BlancheM,

The menu is there just rolled in with the description towards the bottom.

Leela what exactly were you looking for that brought this up?

Oh I see! My eyes must've glazed over by that point

Though you'd appreciate it

I was actually wondering if one would be enough ... but then I realised there is only one, so it seems I'll have to give it a miss

No doubt I'll get over the disappointment one day

I was looking for bits and pieces for a Christmas window display Just splendid, isn't it?!!

This is superb

"ITS BASED ON AN UPTURNED QUALITY STREET CHOC TIN, ITS EMPTY / HOLLOW BASED SO CAN ACTUALLY BE USED AS A CAKE TIN"

How?!!!

THESE TWO ITEMS ALONE TOOK MORE TIME TO FIND/ COMPLETE THAN ALL OTHERS 10 LORDS A LEAPING

Cries with laughter..

Oh my!!

He's going to be wondering wtaf is going on, its had over 500 views since I first looked.

10/10 OP, absolutely fantastic

PLEASE NO INSULTS FOR FUN (& FUN ONLY THIS IS NOT INCLUDED)

"Fun not included."

The description is like a tiny glimpse into their stream of thought. A tiny, terrifying glimpse. I bet they’re one of those people who have no “inside voice” 😂😂

I think it said amongst all those capitals that the menu is not included. The deal's off