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I feel really really mean posting this..

275 replies

Leela2 · 27/09/2018 12:44

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

OP posts:
serbska · 27/09/2018 12:59

It has to be spoof???

AutisticHedgehog · 27/09/2018 12:59

So succinct!

strumpetblowingatrumpet · 27/09/2018 12:59

Amazers! Good find OP!

Tinkerbellisnotafairy · 27/09/2018 13:01

"Full fat of course - well it is Christmas!"

Andtheresaw · 27/09/2018 13:01

OUTSTANDING!

Tinkerbellisnotafairy · 27/09/2018 13:03

Should it be like this , etc all is the same dgamegs as neg fb now great way to run a business ebay ? Not so plase email me direclty, and i will help, / sort anything

it's like a run of consciousness with no filter

I mean IS THIS A GREAT WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS, EBAY??!!!

ZeroFuchsGiven · 27/09/2018 13:05

five golden onion rings! Grin Grin Grin

BlancheM · 27/09/2018 13:08

I read the whole thing to get to the 'menu below' but it isn't there 😭 then again it isn't included in the price...is it? I have so many questions.

ZaZathecat · 27/09/2018 13:08

Wow, over A FOOT tall!!!

DameDaffodil · 27/09/2018 13:08

OP this is priceless, thank you so much! Just what I needed today 😂

Strawberrybelly · 27/09/2018 13:08

I did have a snigger at the gentlmans relish.

ZeroFuchsGiven · 27/09/2018 13:09

@BlancheM,

The menu is there just rolled in with the description towards the bottom.

Frogletmamma · 27/09/2018 13:10

Leela what exactly were you looking for that brought this up?

BlancheM · 27/09/2018 13:10

Oh I see! My eyes must've glazed over by that point

Leela2 · 27/09/2018 13:11

Though you'd appreciate it Grin Grin

OP posts:
Puzzledandpissedoff · 27/09/2018 13:11

I was actually wondering if one would be enough ... but then I realised there is only one, so it seems I'll have to give it a miss

No doubt I'll get over the disappointment one day

Leela2 · 27/09/2018 13:12

I was looking for bits and pieces for a Christmas window display Grin Just splendid, isn't it?!!

OP posts:
QuimReaper · 27/09/2018 13:12

This is superb Grin

"ITS BASED ON AN UPTURNED QUALITY STREET CHOC TIN, ITS EMPTY / HOLLOW BASED SO CAN ACTUALLY BE USED AS A CAKE TIN"

How?!!!

Enko · 27/09/2018 13:12

THESE TWO ITEMS ALONE TOOK MORE TIME TO FIND/ COMPLETE THAN ALL OTHERS 10 LORDS A LEAPING

Cries with laughter..

TokyoSushi · 27/09/2018 13:12

Oh my!!

ZeroFuchsGiven · 27/09/2018 13:12

He's going to be wondering wtaf is going on, its had over 500 views since I first looked.

RonniePickering · 27/09/2018 13:13

10/10 OP, absolutely fantastic Grin

QuimReaper · 27/09/2018 13:14

PLEASE NO INSULTS FOR FUN (& FUN ONLY THIS IS NOT INCLUDED)

"Fun not included."

NoParticularPattern · 27/09/2018 13:14

The description is like a tiny glimpse into their stream of thought. A tiny, terrifying glimpse. I bet they’re one of those people who have no “inside voice” 😂😂

SassitudeandSparkle · 27/09/2018 13:15

I think it said amongst all those capitals that the menu is not included. The deal's off Angry

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