I feel really really mean posting this..

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....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

I don't even have words. I'm just laughing and laughing... brilliant.

Oh my god

This is horrendous wonderful!!!

Unfortunately I don't have 700 quid spare at the moment though

I actually feel a little sorry for the seller, and I'm not sure why.

10 views per hour thanks to everyone on MN having a look, the seller must be getting excited with all the interest

That has to be the ugliest thing I have ever seen... HOW can that be £700 in materials? From what I can make out it consists of plastic tat badly stuck together. Just...how?

"THE WHOLE THING STANDS OVER A FOOT TALL"

I LOVE this bit! I was expecting at least 3 feet for it to even be mentioned! It's the ultimate bathos –like the mini stonehenge in Spinal Tap.

Ok. I get the drummers drumming and pipers piping but what are the four horsemen of the apocalypse doing there?

I can imagine making one for a laugh (and DD definitely would if she got half a chance) - the seller should do a youtube vid of how to make it instead.

4 CALLING BIRDS ~ PLASTIC FARMYARD ONES WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE ON MINI PHONES BUT LOOKED TOO MUCH

Because the phones would have been too much...

oh my god, it's amazing. I would pay £50.

I bet there are friends who have also fashioned unique pieces of Christmas functional art. Winner is the one that sells for highest price !

Challenge Accepted by the way ! Revs up the ole glue gun ... mwah ha ha !

Glorious!

And I thought I’d found a funny one when I saw this the other day.

Not a patch, bravo OP

😂😂😂 Thank you, thank you for sharing this!

They obviously had some artex left over from decorating.

That takes the bloody

Do you suppose they are expecting a stampede after your exposure on MN

It just needs some glitter.

Isn't that Terry's showstopper from Bake Off?

If I left this outside my house (and I live on a street with three schools total 1800 combined pupils + parents passing daily) with a sign saying Free To Good Home it would still be there.

At Christmas.

It looks like a childs school product that the parents have got the contents from the pound shop

To be fair, £700 is just the asking price. The seller does accept Best Offers. Has anyone tried offering a tenner to see what happens?

I think you're all being really unfair.

You can purchase this magnificent centrepiece in instalments. £33.02 per month for 24 months.

Seriously though, 100% positive feedback for all that tat?

It’s ingenious, I’ll give you that. Five gold (golden) onion rings.

This beats any FB selling post ever! Well done Op.

I will only pay the full price if I get the secret recipe for the sweet eggs. tally ho!