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I feel really really mean posting this..

275 replies

Leela2 · 27/09/2018 12:44

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

OP posts:
BuntyII · 27/09/2018 13:15

T COST MORE THEN THE ASKING PRICE TO BUILD THIS / FIND THE PARTS, ETC NOT TO MENTION THE TIME SO PLEASE ONLY SENSBLE OFFERS PLEASE

[santa]

Tinkerbellisnotafairy · 27/09/2018 13:16

Some of the menu is included, but some apparently is the "secret recipe" - but sure you can improvise!

The YEARS of planning!!

Layoverlife · 27/09/2018 13:16

I've gone from whattttt the hell really??? 😳
To 😂😂😂

Sharkwithknees · 27/09/2018 13:16

Cannot believe this hasn't been snapped up Grin

TheMagicTorch · 27/09/2018 13:16

I particularly love the all capital description with lack of paragraphs and various spelling mistakes...

alligatorsmile · 27/09/2018 13:17

OMG that description is amazing. Had to repaint the birds because he couldn't find partridge toys.

QuimReaper · 27/09/2018 13:17

Have you seen his feedback profile? He's raking it in on geeky stuff!

fleshmarketclose · 27/09/2018 13:17

I'm lost for words Shock It's ..... er it's ..... well, it is isn't it? Thanks OP added it to my watch list.

Iwantacampervan · 27/09/2018 13:17

It's not too far from me - I could pop round to have a look !

Tinkerbellisnotafairy · 27/09/2018 13:17

Looking like fox hunters jolly ho

I can't stop

Every time I look at it I get another nugget of amazing prose

ZeroFuchsGiven · 27/09/2018 13:19

@QuimReaper he says he's a role player, I bet his party was amazing!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/09/2018 13:19

£699.99 for that!

Free P & P, though.

Personally I think it looks like the next Bake Off showstopper - we MUST prevent Oaul Hollywood from seeing it and getting ideas!

JeSuisPrest · 27/09/2018 13:19

"ITS A HUGE TALKING POINT AND WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR MANY XMASES TO COME"

Understatement of the Century Grin

Bugjune · 27/09/2018 13:20

Astonishing what you can knock up in your mother's basement isn't it.

SJS45 · 27/09/2018 13:21

My first thought was "that's not a pear tree!" my 2nd was "where did they learn to spell?"

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/09/2018 13:22

Little does the idiot know, but he has told us all how to make our own - has anyone got a spare Quality Street tin?

QuimReaper · 27/09/2018 13:24

LORDS A LEAPING WAS TOASTED BREAD, SHAPED LIKE FROGS, WITH GENTLEMANS RELISH

I never realised they were frog lords Grin

QuimReaper · 27/09/2018 13:24

BRANDY SNAPS FOR PIPERS PIPING

WTF? How does that work?

glitterbiscuits · 27/09/2018 13:25

The internet can shut down now.
Nothing I see in life can surpass this.

Thank you OP. Thank you. Thank you.

ThanksCakeWine

Didthatreallyhappen2 · 27/09/2018 13:25

I'm not really sure what to say …..

PinkArmadillo · 27/09/2018 13:27

I want the recipe for those SPECIALITY SWEET EGGS

LuckyTwiglet · 27/09/2018 13:27

A CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOP LADY (MOLDS AVAIABLE FORM EBAY) WITH THE STICK STUCK IN HALF A POMEGRANITE TO LOOK LIKE HER SKIRT

GinIsIn · 27/09/2018 13:29

this is going to be the MN version of the Blue Peter Tracy Island- we will ALL have to make one IMMEDIATELY

LuluJakey1 · 27/09/2018 13:30

Is it really yours OP? Are you promoting it to a wider audience on MN?

iMatter · 27/09/2018 13:32

And you can get it on credit - just pay it off over 2 years...!!