I feel really really mean posting this..

[Leela2]

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

T COST MORE THEN THE ASKING PRICE TO BUILD THIS / FIND THE PARTS, ETC NOT TO MENTION THE TIME SO PLEASE ONLY SENSBLE OFFERS PLEASE

[santa]

Some of the menu is included, but some apparently is the "secret recipe" - but sure you can improvise!

The YEARS of planning!!

I've gone from whattttt the hell really??? 😳
To 😂😂😂

Cannot believe this hasn't been snapped up

I particularly love the all capital description with lack of paragraphs and various spelling mistakes...

OMG that description is amazing. Had to repaint the birds because he couldn't find partridge toys.

Have you seen his feedback profile? He's raking it in on geeky stuff!

I'm lost for words It's ..... er it's ..... well, it is isn't it? Thanks OP added it to my watch list.

It's not too far from me - I could pop round to have a look !

Looking like fox hunters jolly ho

I can't stop

Every time I look at it I get another nugget of amazing prose

@QuimReaper he says he's a role player, I bet his party was amazing!

£699.99 for that!

Free P & P, though.

Personally I think it looks like the next Bake Off showstopper - we MUST prevent Oaul Hollywood from seeing it and getting ideas!

"ITS A HUGE TALKING POINT AND WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR MANY XMASES TO COME"

Understatement of the Century

Astonishing what you can knock up in your mother's basement isn't it.

My first thought was "that's not a pear tree!" my 2nd was "where did they learn to spell?"

Little does the idiot know, but he has told us all how to make our own - has anyone got a spare Quality Street tin?

LORDS A LEAPING WAS TOASTED BREAD, SHAPED LIKE FROGS, WITH GENTLEMANS RELISH

I never realised they were frog lords

BRANDY SNAPS FOR PIPERS PIPING

WTF? How does that work?

The internet can shut down now.
Nothing I see in life can surpass this.

Thank you OP. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm not really sure what to say …..

I want the recipe for those SPECIALITY SWEET EGGS

A CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOP LADY (MOLDS AVAIABLE FORM EBAY) WITH THE STICK STUCK IN HALF A POMEGRANITE TO LOOK LIKE HER SKIRT

this is going to be the MN version of the Blue Peter Tracy Island- we will ALL have to make one IMMEDIATELY

Is it really yours OP? Are you promoting it to a wider audience on MN?

And you can get it on credit - just pay it off over 2 years...!!