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I feel really really mean posting this..

275 replies

Leela2 · 27/09/2018 12:44

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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EyUpOurKid · 28/09/2018 18:57

This thread is brilliant. I have laughed out loud.

Don't exagerate has finished me 😂

Ignoramusgiganticus · 28/09/2018 19:05

Classic Grin

QueenOfIce · 28/09/2018 19:08

Sorry gentleman's relish?! 😂

wowfudge · 28/09/2018 21:31

Gentleman's Relish = anchovy paste. Used to be sold in small white ceramic lidded dishes. They're now made of plastic.

TheSassyAssassin · 28/09/2018 21:50

Sooo.... 231 posts now.... if we all chip in £3 each per post we can almost afford it for this year's centrepiece at the MN Christmas Party - am sure @MNHQ would chip in the extra £6 needed! Grin

itsbetterwithoutyou · 28/09/2018 22:04

There are over 100 people watching it Grin

Mummyoflittledragon · 28/09/2018 22:04

Omg. The universe provides! I had an email had a reminder I might like to purchase this spectacular decoration.

I feel really really mean posting this..
ChasedByBees · 28/09/2018 22:10

In scrolling past I nearly pressed buy it now Shock

Bluntness100 · 28/09/2018 22:20

I'm seldom lost for words, but this one got me, 🤣

Wauden · 28/09/2018 23:42

'YEARS OF PLANNING AND DAYS OF WORK'

TheBigFatMermaid · 28/09/2018 23:49

This is facebook tat on steroids!

MarcieBluebell · 28/09/2018 23:59

O god it's got 'popular' written under it.

MarcieBluebell · 29/09/2018 00:00

Jokes aside I think the concept is smart and it isn't too bad

MarcieBluebell · 29/09/2018 00:01

if we all chip in £3 each
I actually would.

LoisWilkerson1 · 29/09/2018 00:03

Yanbu. What a cheeky, robbing twat. 700.00. Not a typo!

AnnieAnoniMouse · 29/09/2018 00:10

Like many others it was this that nearly finished me off...

4 CALLING BIRDS ~ PLASTIC FARMYARD ONES WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE ON MINI PHONES BUT LOOKED TOO MUCH

...but looked too much 😂🤣😂🤣

Then I was tipped over by Don't exaggerate

😂😂😂

strumpetblowingatrumpet · 29/09/2018 08:56

I'd chip in £3 - would be lovely as a centre piece for mn xmas get together!

Reaa · 29/09/2018 10:49

109 watching this item. I bet they are thinking WTAF is going on.

Catsize · 30/09/2018 11:57

Another gem....

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WTFIsAGleepglorp · 30/09/2018 11:59

WTF?

£95k????

Mummyoflittledragon · 30/09/2018 12:02

*WTF?
95k????

Maybe it’s a tardis? Compact and bijou living?

dingdongdigeridoo · 30/09/2018 12:07

For 95k you get the intellectual property rights, so you’re buying the guy’s idea? I’d love for an actual solicitor to come on the thread and tell us whether that’s a thing!

Even if you did buy the rights, it’d only be a matter of time before some Chinese company started churning them out and selling them on Wish for a fiver.

PhilomenaButterfly · 30/09/2018 12:14
Frogletmamma · 30/09/2018 13:03

I just can't choose. I have 95k so shall I buy the advent calander or the 12 days of Christmas decoration and a flat in the North of England.

Stompythedinosaur · 30/09/2018 14:38

Froglet Grin