Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

Yy Bertrand Russel maybe extreme left

It's Gerard Batten isn't it?

Thankfully not

Though I always found Alan B’Stard incredibly hot

Where have all of Boris wannabe lovers gone a few years ago there was a number of mumsnetters that found him attractive or maybe their wishes were granted

@treaclesoda- I thought William Hauge was an out gay man?

No. William Hague had to vociferously deny being gay and say the reason he and his wife had no children was due to infertility and the suggestion that it was due to celibacy was upsetting to his wife.

There WAS a rumour I'm sure I read on here that he had an extramarital affair with Angelina Jolie.

At any rate, if he is gay, he isn't out

@Rudgie47

Hague gay not sure about that

But he once, while sparring with his regular judo partner Seb Coe, held him so tight he knocked him out unconscious

I'd forgotten about the William Hague rumours. I have no idea if he is or not.

This thread has been really funny :)

Shame no one's confessed

My lips are sealed. But I am old and vair posh. So my pool of "partners" included lots of people who were likely to become MPs and such.

OP, are you calling me a Boris Bike?
Are you?

hugoagogo - you mean that somebody has had sex with MICHAEL GOVE?!?!

Nooooooooo. They must have been having you on.

Id rather sleep with boris than jezza unvotable corbyn

@BertrandRussell Are you Evie Soames?

I have not shagged Boris. I was in the same Tube carriage as him once though. He's much taller than you'd expect (you think of him like Tweedle Dum and he is stocky but really quite tall!)

I have done 'it' with another Tory MP who is in the news at the moment...... I'm a born and bred Lefty and he didn't reveal his Toryness at the time (many years ago).

And TBH I'd do Boris over Corbyn. His sickly pale sunken cheeks and 'everything from hair to skin to jacket' all being the same shade of beige is utterly off-putting. Chukka is an obvious pin up but I bet you'd get a right dirty night out of Ed Balls....

Alan B'stard can swing my way anytime.

Wasn't Dominic Raab was it Oops? Just had a look at the official Cabinet webpage and my knowledge is woeful. I think Brexit turned me off politics.

I couldn't possibly comment wowfudge

I'll take that as a yes

What made you think it was him? Just Brexit being in the news?

“ I remember being in a city when the Labour party conference was on and the pubs were full of political types. There was a definite buzz about it, I can see the appeal of power and intelligence.“

Intelligence?

At the LP conference?

Bertrand Mrs Thatcher?

No- but DH has slept with his wife...a long long time ago...hope my name change worked....

I did once view a flat and the landlord was very proud that it had previously been used by Boris as love nest. It came complete with framed pictures of the tabloid reveal and when he showed me the bedroom said "if walls could talk" (not envy!)

Needless to say, I didn't take it.

I checked out the Cabinet online Oops and picked the best looking one. Which frankly says more about me...

.... well I'll take that as the world's smallest compliment wow.

I accidentally shagged a Tory cabinet member - at least he was the best of a bad bunch..... (his hairline has receded wildly in the many years since it took place....) he looked like a normal bloke in those days....