what purile things make you laugh?

[Geekster1963]

I was watching an old episode of Star Trek the other day and one of them said ‘computer what is the location of Dr Crusher’, it replied ‘in her quarters’. My inner childish sense of humour thought it would be funny if it had said ‘she’s sat on the toilet’.

Also my Dd is watching Paw Patrol on an endless loop. So I call it poo Patrol and made my own theme song up.

I think farts are funny.

DP and I pull each other's fingers.

Beavers.

Cream horns.
My brother and I also find shoehorns funny but we can't remember why.

There’s a “Beaver Pest Control” company near me somewhere that never fails to brighten my day when I see the van.

There's a brand of packet soup that's sold in the Polish section of supermarkets. It's called 'cock soup' and every time I see it I take a photo and send it to my sister.

She sends me photos of dogs in clothes as she finds this hilarious (I find it rather disturbing).

There's a local cesspool company. Makes me chuckle every time their advert is on the radio because they have a great jingle that ends 'Your business is our business!'

at these

I've been doing some preserving lately and my inner child always sniggers at 'chutney' no idea why it makes me chuckle 🙂

The word Cardigan tickles me. I have no idea why.

I used to have a 'cock soup' packet framed in my old kitchen.

I quite often walk along 'St. Mary's Passage'. I always have a little smirk on my face.

Seeing the cock soup comment reminded me of this which I spotted in Tescos one Christmas.

I probably shouldn’t laugh at this but when I realised what Anusol cream sounded like one day I couldn’t stop laughing.

The diarrhoea song...

When you’re lying in your bed and there’s shit up round your head,
Diarrhoea diarrhoea

Any new verses welcome

Hehe! That cock soup always makes me snigger .

I've already copyrighted 'Poo Patrol' op and it's theme..

poo patrol, poo patrol
pooping in the bushes
whenever there's a problem, going number two
ryder and his team of shits will pull it out of you
Etc

Don't infringe my copyright...

I enjoy blowing a well-timed raspberry when someone bends over.

Smokeeahontas

Go behind a bush
And do it in a rush
Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

Also my favourite joke is ‘is diarrhoea inherited’?

‘Yes because it runs in your genes/jeans.

The newspaper photos of girls celebrating their exam results.

Similar to my version Klutzy

It shoots out your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea diarrhoea.
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
Love a good poo song!
The haemorrhoid treatment called pile away, I don’t know why it cracks me up but it does.
And anything that could be considered an innuendo saying ‘murrr’
It’s an immature household here...

The newspaper photos of girls celebrating their exam results.

Why?

People think it’s funny
But it’s very wet and runny
Diarrhoea diarrhoea

When you're climbing up a tree
And it trickles last your knee
Diarrhoea... diarrhoea

When it shoots out of your bum
And it covers up your mum
Diarrhoea... diarrhoea

When you're watching the news
And it runs into your shoes
Diarrhoea... diarrhoea

Someone had graffitied a giant clock and balls on a nearby footpath. Instead of acting like a grown up and reporting it to the council, I sent some photo of it to my dh. He was disappointed in me.