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what purile things make you laugh?

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Geekster1963 · 30/08/2018 17:19

I was watching an old episode of Star Trek the other day and one of them said ‘computer what is the location of Dr Crusher’, it replied ‘in her quarters’. My inner childish sense of humour thought it would be funny if it had said ‘she’s sat on the toilet’.

Also my Dd is watching Paw Patrol on an endless loop. So I call it poo Patrol and made my own theme song up.

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alltoomuchrightnow · 30/08/2018 20:03

also a local pub being the Cock Inn

MsHomeSlice · 30/08/2018 20:04

i like to say "have it off" as often as possible.

radio getting on your nerves? Shall we have it off?
duvet too hot in bed? Shall we have it off?
sunshine and out in the car....Roof? Shall we have it off?

you get the gist. :o

Longdistance · 30/08/2018 20:07

I’m a terrible mother. I laugh at my dds when they’re being silly, and do fart and poo jokes Blush

H00T3R · 30/08/2018 20:09

Those signs that say, 'cats eyes removed'. Sounds painful, poor cats Sad Grin 🐱

BigApple11 · 30/08/2018 20:11

No pain no strain
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

When it comes out your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

MimsyBorogroves · 30/08/2018 20:11

Clitheroe.

BigApple11 · 30/08/2018 20:14

When it's running down your legs
And it smells like rotten eggs
Diarrhoea!!

BigApple11 · 30/08/2018 20:14

Grin💩

alltoomuchrightnow · 30/08/2018 20:14

Scunthorpe

haverhill · 30/08/2018 20:25

Does your village start with W alltoomuch?

KlutzyDraconequus · 30/08/2018 20:25

I went to Penistone the other day.
I live near Scunthorpe. They're not as close as they should be and Penistone is smaller than I thought.

Impulsesealer · 30/08/2018 20:27

Took my auntie to a local park that has a massive unused Avery. We were discussing it when she said “oh but what a marvellous erection!” 🤣

alltoomuchrightnow · 30/08/2018 20:37

Haverhill, I'm between the villages W and S, out in the sticks so not even in a village myself

alltoomuchrightnow · 30/08/2018 20:38

and yes the Cock Inn is in W

GBroGal · 30/08/2018 21:03

My husband was called John Thomas - I always sniggered whenever he was asked for his full name.

Fstar · 30/08/2018 21:12

My dog doing loud farts and turning round like wtf was that!

mydogmymate · 30/08/2018 21:12

I'm a dental nurse and booking someone in pain an appointment at 2.30 still make me laugh after 30 years ( oh, and Mrs beaver)

HPLikecraft · 30/08/2018 21:15

My induction hob has a digital display. If I put the top ring ring on "power boost" and the next two are on "0" the display says "P00" . I laugh at this every single day.

Oh, and:

I walked fifty metres,
It was pouring out in litres,
Diarrhoea!

Mehaveit · 30/08/2018 21:30

Keep watching and tell me the bit where you think I laugh

Babybearsporij · 30/08/2018 21:36

It was very very runny
And it started in your tummy
Diarrhoea diarrhoea
Grin

Prestonsflowers · 30/08/2018 21:41

Puerile

Babybearsporij · 30/08/2018 21:42

Oh and also, DH and I snort when Anna says to Kristoff in Frozen "Take me up the North Mountain!" DH always says "I'll take you up the North mountain any day love!"

hotstepper4 · 30/08/2018 21:53

If its soft and sticky
And it smells a little icky
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

amusedbush · 30/08/2018 21:58

Another fan of ‘...as the actress said to the bishop’ at any minor innuendo Grin

I work with a guy called Dick Johnson and that makes me laugh. He might as well be called Penis Penis.

Littlebatcalledlucille · 30/08/2018 22:01

Every time the news reader Riz Lateef reads the news

Say it quickly

Rizzlateef!