what purile things make you laugh?

[Geekster1963]

I was watching an old episode of Star Trek the other day and one of them said ‘computer what is the location of Dr Crusher’, it replied ‘in her quarters’. My inner childish sense of humour thought it would be funny if it had said ‘she’s sat on the toilet’.

Also my Dd is watching Paw Patrol on an endless loop. So I call it poo Patrol and made my own theme song up.

There was a pub once near my school called the organ inn.
There was miles of fun with that one...

When you think it’s just a fart
But turns out to be a shart
Diarrhoea diarrhoea

There’s a “Beaver Pest Control” company near me somewhere that never fails to brighten my day when I see the van.

There are buses round our way painted with 'Ride The Beaver', that always does it for me.

And I'm sniggering childishly right this second over a reference to 'tourists catching crabs in Wells harbour' in a message a friend just sent me.

DH saw a van which said "bumble hole" on it. I think Bumble Hole might be a place name, not sure. We still laugh about it.

I find basically everything funny if it's linked to farts or drawing a cock and balls on things.

There’s a narrow alleyway called “Joy’s entry” in my town.
Yes, everytime I smile when I see the sign.

Snigger every time.

Susanalbumparty...

Poor Susan Boyle...

@gunty
It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarreah diarreah

Videos of toddlers falling over. Never not funny.

There's a scaffolding company who have a sign saying strong erections day and night up on the scaffolding. I laugh every time I see one.

Strawberry whilst in traffic a couple of years ago I was stuck behind a van emblazoned with the slogan "Get an erection - with Bont scaffolding!"

The use of the word "erection" is always smirk-worthy.

'Ride The Beaver'

I don’t think I could cope with that 😂😂

A car wash firm near me is called The Hand Job 😁

A removals firm near us has the strapline "We Hump Anything"

Hohoho.

I'm stuck here on the loo
As I just can't stop the poo
Diarrhoea diarrhoea

^ True story, I'm having an IBS flare and I'm parked in the bathroom. Damn those baked beans.

There's a bit in Frozen when Anna says 'I want you to take me up the North Mountain'
DH and I snigger every time.

Your mum jokes. Even when they're not funny, I find them funny.

This van!! Hahahaha makes me laugh every time

BabySpear, we also always laugh at “take me up the North Mountain” from Frozen. Classic!

When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

'or just get gripped and felt' Genius.

Possibly outing but my wedding save the date cards said ‘when Mr HulaMelody offered to take HulaMelody up the aisle, how could she refuse?’ did it in a nice classy font and everything.

Me and DH do that Mary whitehouse experience sketch where it’s ‘see that pile of dung, that’s your house that is’.

My youngest DD (2) has started calling me Mrs Poo just for ‘bants’

Oh I'd forgotten about "See that X, that's your Y, that is" Hula

I'll have to do one on DH later.

Leanne9312 that van is

did it in a nice classy font and everything.
That reminded me of the, is it Armstrong and Miller, running sketch where it's a Jane-Austen-style Regency dance at some lovely spa ballroom. Everyone is in full 18th-C gear and doing that polite Regency dancing but whenever a man and woman dance together they say the filthiest things to each other

Haha 😂😂

Ijustlostthegame teenage DS and I have an ongoing “Your mum” joke going on... particular favourites are usually takeaway restaurant names, with “Your mum’s....” preceding it...
eg: “Your mum’s Golden Temple” or “Your mum’s Fortune Palace” etc.
If we see funny names somewhere we will snap chat each other pictures with “Your mum’s...” and then whatever suggestive word.
Very purile

It's not just Cockfosters on the London Underground. A driver tells me that tube train parlance is full of cocks: trip cock, shunt cock, train cock, stop cock, etc.

And if someone (usually older) inadvertently uses the word "pussy".