what purile things make you laugh?

[Geekster1963]

I was watching an old episode of Star Trek the other day and one of them said ‘computer what is the location of Dr Crusher’, it replied ‘in her quarters’. My inner childish sense of humour thought it would be funny if it had said ‘she’s sat on the toilet’.

Also my Dd is watching Paw Patrol on an endless loop. So I call it poo Patrol and made my own theme song up.

There's a street near me called Butt Street, every so often someone with my sense of humour but braver than me white washes over the S so it reads BUTT TREET .... childish but it makes me snigger every time!

When I lived in Birmingham I used to drive past a street called "Dogpool Lane"

The "L" had been whited out by some mischievous person, so it said Dogpoo Lane.
I laughed every single time.

People falling over. To this day the funniest thing I've ever seen was some fat lady struggling to open the double doors into a McDonald's and falling over backwards onto her arse

There’s a granny in the attic
And her bum is quite dramatic

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

This sign always used to get a line added to the P to make it look like an R and it made me laugh every time!

I can't say dictaphone with a straight face, ever.

Years ago someone graffitied a bottle bank in the town’s main car park so it read Bottle Wank.

The fact it didn’t even make any kind of sense made it even funnier and made me howl every time I thought about it.

See also Reduce sPeed now 😂

I was using the facilities in a restaurant when two staff members (members ... that's a word which makes me titter .... titter's another one) came in to look at one of the loos which was out of order. They had no idea I was in another cubicle and one said to the other, in a very matter of fact voice, "You'll have to get your rod out and give it a good poke." They didn't laugh but I was pissing myself! For once I was in the right place.

Bluemoonchances theres a Butt street near me too! you're not referring to the one in a surburb beginning with B in a city starting with W(indy) are you?

Adding "title of your sex tape?" On the end of random sentences.
I may watch far too much Brooklyn nine nine.

@user1493423934 no it must be a different one.... there must be many Butt Treets across the country! (Snigger snigger!)

DH often suggested this gaff for 'date night'

Blue te he Butt street here goes up a hill - we often have to drive 'up butt' snigger snigger.

Livin, forgive me being slow on the uptake but how do you play that game? Can you give us an example of a sentence you'd add "title of your sex tape?" to?

forgive me being slow on the uptake
Is that the title of your sex tape?

I see

This

Ooo-errr missus

Driving in Germany and their are Ausfahrts all over the place, which in my family becomes Arsefarts.

Anything fart related. The DC make me re-tell the story of someone farting in a meeting at work frequently just for giggles.

Met someone once called Eggy Koch (his first name was Egmont). Literally couldn't keep a straight face!!!

Daft place names like Drakes Bottom, Little Wallop, Upton Snodsbury etc.

Everything in this thread!!!! I love this stuff.

There's place in Marsden, West Yorkshire called Hard End. It's on Mount Road.

Lickey End and Crotch Crescent appeal to my inner Finbarr Saunders. Yes, Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres always makes me fnarr fnarr!

There's a place in the German-speaking part of Switzerland called 'Wankdorf', which always makes me smile when I see it at the train station

Joda freight trucks

I think a lot of children who love Thomas the Tank Engine talk about the "fucktroller". I enjoy that very much.

When my dd was about 2 and a half, the highlight of her week was Thursday morning, when we would go into town, past a big clock tower and into play group. She would gleefully shout "COCK!" with great joy and then, quivering with anticipation, "GAY GROUP!" Honestly, it was the highlight of my week too.