what purile things make you laugh?

[Geekster1963]

I was watching an old episode of Star Trek the other day and one of them said ‘computer what is the location of Dr Crusher’, it replied ‘in her quarters’. My inner childish sense of humour thought it would be funny if it had said ‘she’s sat on the toilet’.

Also my Dd is watching Paw Patrol on an endless loop. So I call it poo Patrol and made my own theme song up.

• Trickles past your knee

Does ridiculous and incredibly sexist and offensive count as purile?

The 'That's not my Santa' book - the page that goes "that's not my Santa, his sack is too rough" never fails to make me snigger while reading it to the DC

When I’m buying fat balls for the birds I always have a little smirk 😏

There's a brand of packet soup that's sold in the Polish section of supermarkets. It's called 'cock soup'

Cock soup seems to be a Caribbean thing too. It makes me snurk to myself while I'm whiling away time in the post office queue (my post office is also a convenience store).

A friend and I frequently strive to use the phrase 'John Hancock' (as in a term for a signature) and then giggle about it for far too long.

My household have a long-running 'said the actress to the bishop' joke. We either just have filthy minds likely or there are a LOT of opportunities for it, especially around food and cooking –'That's gone a bit soft', 'It's too big' etc etc etc.

That's not my Santa... I know someone who worked on those books. I can only assume...😉

Same reason they made all those St. Trinian films.

To appeal to sexist twats?

Same reason they made all those St. Trinian films.

Get away, you perve! Honestly!

Soupdragon yy to beavers. Dd joined last year and I can't help smirking every time I say it. So juvenile!

Same reason they made all those St. Trinian films.
Words fail me.

When I see 'straddle both lanes' on road signs

Oh look - someone's gone and got themselves a MN account so they can go on the windup - on a thread about being purile....It's nothing if not predictable....oh yes we're outraged...yawn...

There is also a house repair type company near me called 'Beaver Maintenance' always smirk when I see that van

Seeing ‘also available in white’ written on dirty vans makes me chuckle more than it should

Any of the following: push the knob in will you (car door automatic locking has failed) I love beavers, I'm a beaver leader, I want to go to beavers, let's go in Fat Willy's (snigger, let's not) and have you got any balls (off to tennis) and for some reason "your the feeder" (again tennis bit no-one else finds it funny).

our toilets are made by ideal standard, whenever I look at the little sticker I think it should have been bog standard I giggle to myself every time and tell dh about my thought at least once a month

A colleague was reminiscing about a radio his mum had kept in the kitchen when he was a kid. Yes, she loved her big Bush, apparently. I was not the only one trying to hide my snorts.

Our ASDA sells a brand of award-winning sausages made by a local butcher, they're called MUFF sausages. It always makes me laugh.

I was trying to find the local tide times on google recently and came across a site called visitmyharbour.com which makes me snigger every time I think of it. Childish I know.

When I see 'straddle both lanes' on road signs

a site called visitmyharbour.com

Excellent.

I am ROARING

When you’re taking out your bin
And it’s running down your shin

DIARRHOEA DIARRHOEA

That my surname rhymes with penis and the man I'm dating has a surname that rhymes with dick

Also, mullets

my nearest town is twinned with Titisee, it always makes me chuckle, that hasn't grown old after 4.5 years living here, it's so Sid James..