what purile things make you laugh?

[Geekster1963]

I was watching an old episode of Star Trek the other day and one of them said ‘computer what is the location of Dr Crusher’, it replied ‘in her quarters’. My inner childish sense of humour thought it would be funny if it had said ‘she’s sat on the toilet’.

Also my Dd is watching Paw Patrol on an endless loop. So I call it poo Patrol and made my own theme song up.

The dildo song

Ah, the Cock Inn. When I was a kid my friend’s mum was on the darts team and used to walk around town with a sweatshirt emblazoned with COCK INN. My friend is still mildly traumatised.

@AwkwardAsAllGetout

Seeing ‘also available in white’ written on dirty vans makes me chuckle more than it should

Or 'I wish my wife was this dirty'.

I have a colleague with the surname Cumming.

I couldn't make it stop,
Now I need to get a mop
Diarrhoea diarrhoea!

My PIL live near Wetwang. Never gets old.

It runs down your flares as you’re rushing up the stairs diarrhoea diarrhoea

When you’re running for your home,
And your pants are full of foam,
Diahorrea
Diahorrea

Animals doing singing. That Flash advert tbh makes me piss myself.

And anything poo related.

There’s a junction on the M25 that’s a bit tricky and MiL worries she’ll “get sucked off” at.

I'm right next door to Phat Phucs restaurant which always makes me giggle, and every time I go on the tube I take a picture of the Cockfosters sign to send to my BIL.

We're a very purile bunch.

When it comes out ya bum
Like Pedigree Chum
Diarrhoea diarrhoea

When I drive past funny street names like Cock Lane I have a little chuckle

When you get that tummy ache
But - oh! - it’s far too late
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Also these websites,

Speedofart.com
Americanscrapmetal.com
Dicksonweb.com
Webone.com

The Hole of Horcum
Horsey Windpump

I'm 50 and I still get the uncontrollable giggles at the sound of someone burping. (I should just stress that I don't do it myself 'cos it's rude. ) I've never understood why I'm still such a kid about it.

Plums. I love a plum based innuendo. There’s an old gbbo episode (back in Mel and Sue days) where they make a joke about Alvin fanning his plums. DS and I still giggle about it fondly.

@Littlebatcalledlucille Rizla Teeth!

I misheard newsreader Asad Ahmed’s name when I first heard it. He is now forever known as A Sad Omlette.

Also, reading books about planets with my youngest - Gas giants, Uranus 😂 I’m shaking just thinking about it.

that's brilliant, Haverhill.

The Fighting Cocks pub in St Albans.. only ever referred to as The Aggressive Penises (Penii??) - that one never gets old

When I see a 'To Let' sign and someone has added the 'i'.

This is a Piccadilly line train to Cockfosters

This one always made me grin...

Near to where my sister lives is a bar called Crabby Dicks.
There are two signs near me which always make me snigger 'slag lorries' and 'loose horses'.

A road I drive past called "Victoria Mews", I always think "Lucky Victoria".