Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

[MegCleary]

I bet she didn't expect to be sharing a single bed in toms childhood bedroom and getting coffee from a bp garage.'

I'm sure Hiddles Towers is a charming family home but I doubt it has the bathroom facilities that Taylor would be used to. Certainly no en suite, she'd have to wait outside washbag in hand while Daddy Hiddles finished his morning poo.

True TheAnti unless she genuinely believes it's the real deal - how do you suppose she feels about TayTay as a future daughter-in-law and mother of her Tayto Tots grandchildren?

Poor Taylor
sexy Calvin - spiky heels, mini skirts, platinum blonde hairdos, bikini swan photos in the Hamptons
Nice but boring Tom - baggy jumpers, shoe express grandma sandals, naice country walks

Why Taylor, why?

I bet the separate tap thing is driving her nuts

I'm going to have to tear myself away from this hilarious thread as have been ignoring all grown up responsibilities in favour of 'research' - I'm already hopeful that I'll wake up to more detailed updates on the SBOS.

Yeah it's weird how she adapts her look for the latest man employee in her life. She was all Love Story prep chic when she was with Harry Styles.

New thread please! Who's game? I love the fact that Tom's mum had her gilet, Tom his padded jacket and now Taylor's thinking if you can't beat 'em. Burt was a bear yes and sadly did regret his centerfold. I will always love him for it. But get this....he turned down the part of Han Solo but also OO7!
Reynolds was offered the part in 1970 to take over from Lazenby but turned it down as he thought a Brit should play it, so they went back to Anyone for tennish Mish Moneypenny Sean "can only do one accent" Connery.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2671576-Golden-Wonder-I-say-Tayto-you-say-Tahto-when-will-she-call-the-whole-thing-off?watched=1

new thread ^

How actually posh (as opposed to just well-off middle class) is ToTo? He went to Eton, is that right? I could Google but something tells me a few of you will have all the facts at your fingertips. 😁

Oh how I've missed this thread today !! Tried to sneak off to catch up a couple of times but no luck.

Somebody earlier said that TayTay had size 10/11 feet. Perhaps the gray suede footwear is a distraction technique ? All the time we're twaddling about Tom's we're ignoring the fact that he's walking next to a woman who's feet would give Coco the Clown a run for their money.

Right, off to do my "research" on the SBoS. How much toting, rocking, flaunting and side boobing will I have missed today ?

Am spending an inordinate amount of time each day thinking why TayTo are together. Mentioned this thread to my mum. She barely knows who they are but even she looked puzzled and said why would they be together ? Trust me, she probably thinks a Kardashian is a type of rug or jumper so if she's surprised, there must be something afoot (excuse the pun).

Well there was a revelation earlier in the thread that his father is from Greenock! I'm not sure if you're familiar with Greenock but it wouldn't commonly be referred to as posh. Let's just say that even hardened Glaswegians have been known to have a bit of a wibble before going there.

that's probably american sizes though I think a 10/11 is smaller than a UK 10/11 I've certainly never thought of her as having inordinately large feet.

Ah thread number 2, you haven't disappointed.

Morning Taytoers (!),

I was quite unsettled by ToTo's sudden change of footwear but seem to have recovered myself.

Can I just say, whoever it was that trotted out the 'rough as sticks' phrase upthread (too lazy to scroll) I salute you and shall be using it as many times as I possibly can throughout the day.

Perhaps Mammy Hiddles is running for President of the local WI and enjoying the sudden flurry of coverage?

What fresh hell is this? How has this ended up in Thread number ONE. Lord. Mondays are the worst.

I prefer thread number one.

But it can't last Mitzy

But I prefer it.

We got deleted in the 1st page. Ooh! Was that the boarding talk?
And at the top of this page, in the right place to catch my eye, there is the comment about the smear test-esque photo. That makes me chuckle. Maybe I should put that comment on the new thread?

Blink and you'll miss it.
He's going to end up in one of her songs and not in the good way

I have new intelligence. Apparently TH is a most demanding consort, not in a good way. Told to me by someone who knows someone who is in a position to know. So, completely nailed on, obviously.

Britain is oddly fashionable with international slebs (or it was, until Friday). Brangelina are holed up in Chiswick. I saw Jennifer Garner, her son and nanny on the Tube. There are more, but I can't remember.

Chiswick?! Why?
I like Jennifer Garner. Particular what she said about Ben's phoenix tat. "Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes."
In my head she says it like Meg Ryan's Am I the dog? in When Harry met Sally.
Tom is demanding? Oo-er. In a sulky manchild way or demanding in bed way or just high needs Take me to Rome NOW kind of way?!

More photos today- they're in Rome and he looks bored to death staring at his phone over dinner.

Oh, and I think the suede shoes are back!

Come, come Fairy You can knock him down, step on his face, slander his name all over the place. Do anything that you want to do but uh-huh honey, lay off of his shoes...

ooh I like that thread one has been revived. Yes yes I must know how he is demanding!