Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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Same boop the Archers is a good'un but I've given up listening too.

I am a bit side-eye at Mil Mac going straight back to Hugo and the MIC lot after splitting up with Pro Green.

I never knew before today that 'model' Charlotte Dawson was Les Dawson's daughter - Jesus, the man must be spinning in his grave. Flashing the full length of her bronzed legs at every opportunity and putting much of her cleavage on display - at one point barely avoiding a major nip slip. Then consolidating her classy behaviour by grabbing the hapless bride's ample bosom.

And even better, we can all buy her frock for a mere £38!!!

You'd never get TayTay behaving in such a manner.

I think the name for TayTays pixelated boobs is 'lawsuit'.

I remember charlote dawson as a baby they did a photo shoot and thinking what an unfortunate looking child she was the spit of her dad

When I saw MillieMac and Hugo together I did wonder why she was going back after what happened with Rosie Fortescue.

Then I remembered it was MiC and not real life and that some scenes had been created for my entertainment 😄😄

Craaaaig Daaaavid is on Sunday Brunch now. I think he's going to debut his new shoe song.

Maybe we will see more pics of his not really lived in Miami flat

Is Kes with him?

There's still time for TayTo to show at Glasto - I thought they might drop in on Adele, but perhaps they're saving themselves for Coldplay? Is TayTay a friend of JLaw? If so, they'll be 'spotted' dancing in the wings side stage during Coldplay's set tonight - just like Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce were once upon a time.

WaitroseTrolley you need to come over to my thread Where the Fuck is George Osbourne it's almost as high brow as this one!

TayTo babies must be called TayTo Tots, surely?

I'm avoiding all brexit threads!!

I think they are here for wimbledon not glasto tom is slack shopping which will be paired with new grey shoes and sunglasses taytay will wear a floaty frock and mahasoove sunglasses they will feed each other 10 quid strawberries and it will be beautiful

I think you're right MrsJayy TayTay will be in Primark on Oxford Street buying up all their floaty florals and a few pairs of £1 sunnies, ready to debut her new UK look at Wimbledon. ToTo will be brushing his Sunday gray shoes and wondering whether to accessorise them with beige or fawn chinos.
They will also be practising yearning looks, dazzling smiles and ample charm. Although ample charm is DM speak for fat, and neither Tay nor To is remotely curvy.

Top shop was always the budget shop of choice for slebs. I wonder if the bus saga puts them off associating with green.

I fear for Taylor swift. I foresee her having really bad plastic surgery in her late thirties as she tries to hang on to her twenties. She will end up a modern day Howard Hughes or Michael Jackson (although obviously not in the criminal way)

Ooh thanks Un I'll pop across!

whentheship but I thought MM had left MiC? Also, what happened with Rosie? I stopped watching when they all went to America.

ungoogleable

Tayto babies must be called Tayto tots, surely?

....and they'll be a chip off the old block

Will Tayto have babies though? Has TayTay ever expressed a desire to be a mommy at any time? Does ToTo want to be a dad? Where will the TayToTots be educated?

I foresee an adopted rainbow family a bit like Brangelina and Madonna - but not until TayTay is menopausal, and ToTo is a long distant memory (and the subject of her new album released in 2017)

She said to Instyle two years ago, she didn't know, as she wasn't sure they could have a normal life being papped from birth. not that she sets up paps oh no Tom has apparently said he does, at some point. But anything can be proved or indeed improved with potato puns.

^ So education at King Edward's School in Bath natch....

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. Q: What do you call a stolen yam? A: A hot potato. Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden? A: "Medi Tators." Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water? A: "Hez a tater." Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others? A: "Speck Tators"! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. Q: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? A: Anybody can mash potatoes. Q: What do you call a potato after it's been sliced? A: Chip. Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: How do you describe an angry potato? A: Boiling Mad. Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? A: Mashed potatoes! Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato. Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dicktator Q: What do you call a baby potato? A: A small fry! Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato? A: Anything, just butter him up. Q: Why did the pie cross the road? A: She was meat an potato. Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day? A: It's mashing! Q: What do you call a potatoes least favorite dance? A: Mash potato. Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw a fork up ahead. Q: What kind of potato is always looking for a fight? A: An agi-tater. Q: What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A: A baked potato. Q: What happened to the potato dancing at the Halloween party? A: The "Monster Mash". Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A: A Chipmunk. Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

Damn, that's most of my material for the next five pages. Curses slow

Dicktator: white saggy pants Tom (jumping the couch tayto)

This is how it should have been done...

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Oh my days, Burt Reynolds is NAKED!!!

But so much sexier than ToTo in his Asda SmartPrice briefs.

I feel a bit sorry for ToTo, I wonder how much control he has over this particular episode in his life? Unless he is genuinely, madly, passionately, deeply in love with TayTay and doesn't give a fig (or a sweet potato) what the general population think about this ridiculous charade?

Burt puts that shoot down to his career never hitting the dizzy heights because he stopped being taken seriously.

I fear the parallels with the th shoot

MMac left MiC when she started being too famous ie hanging with Professor Green. Hugo left early on to go into the Jungle. But not before an ace love triange when he cheated on MMac with her 'BFF' Rosie. rosie is still around, probably the only original character (or poss her and Binks are both original) still spreading poisonous bile but now amongst total strangers who are 10 years younger than her. She's the Ian Beale of MiC.

'The Ian Beale of MiC'. Snort.

Ahh I didn't realise that had happened. I always thought it was odd Rosie never went out with anyone on MiC, but clearly I just missed the bit where she did.

You can see in this photo where they're taking walk with Tom's mum that Taylor isn't one bit happy with being seen with a woman who doesn't fit her 'squad' requirements of being a Victoria Secret's model.

She's thinking 'note to self: tell agents to source new willowy mother for Tom'.