Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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Is this what she perceives chilled English country fashion to be?

I think the trainers, combined with the come-hither baggy undercrackers shoot and the gallivanting about at pop concerts with sweaty arm pits has put him out of the running for Bond...

No definitely trainers.
Chuckles noots are desert boots.
He should be wearing them, they are suede.
Does Totos home town have nothing to see but the beach?

Chuckles noots!?

Sighs , you know what I mean

haha at chuckles noots.

This thread is my favourite.

I know what desert boots are - had never heard of chukka boots before!!

I guess desert boots should be perfect for beach walks

Is she trying to make herself look older?

Taylor does NOT like it when Tom freestyles it with his choice of footwear.

Why have they stopped holding hands? Did she exchange his shoes for her new wellies?

I called it upthread - that she'd go the full Madonna and go all British.

NB I reckon she's borrowed the wellies, as they look well-used. And big around her calf.

AGC Blind Items says 'There must be something really career threatening out there for this A+ list singer for her to bring out two sets of parents in her latest charade. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston'

It's been 3 weeks - we must be getting towards the arguing in public and solo sad face outings.

Do you think toms mum knows? I feel a bit sad for her.

So is Tom going to callously dump her so we all feel sorry for her and we all think he's ruthlessly bond like?

I am also enjoying the Sbos bringing the phrase "thigh-grazing ensemble" in relation to Ellie Goulding and Alexa Chungs' Glastonbury clothing.

I reckon Calvin takes no shit and he has threatened to divulge stuff about her.

If Tay is wearing wellies (price sticker on or not) are she and To at Glasto with their Argos pop up tent and ready bed™, watching Coldplay???

My Mum looks a bit like Tom's mum. Believe me, there'll be a fist of iron inside that fleecey glove. She'll have the measure of Taylor.

Taylor may have her squad but Mrs Hiddles will have the Parish Council.

It's all just so ODD. Flying round the world to spend days with the guys family when you've only been dating a few weeks.

I don't understand why she has such a large handbag all the time. Can't one of her bodyguards carry her stuff?

I feel for her - I bet she didn't expect to be sharing a single bed in toms childhood bedroom and getting coffee from a bp garage.

I think the wellies and the jacket are borrowed.

Mitzy not forgetting the WI.

The wellies are either borrowed or, if they are new (did someone mention a sticker?), she's had one of her minions "distress" them for the perfect countryside look.

Mrs Hiddles probably gave her a stern talking to about her unsuitable footwear and pushed the wellies onto her, not taking no for an answer.

Disappointed she didn't borrow the gilet but you can't have everything I suppose.

Oh yeah, none of those leggy pals of Taylor's will be a match for Nancy Willoughby from Laurel Cottage who makes a splendid Victoria sandwich for the WI bake sales.

Nancy is one hard ass WI mutha. (who wants to Tom to marry her niece Barbara who had a very good job in the civil service and lost a lot of weight recently)

Maybe Mrs Hiddles is behind Tom's change in footwear too. She looks like the kind of woman who has no time for frivolous, non-practical footwear. I like her already.

I think Taylor is thinking 'it's June. I'm going to the beach. And I'm having to work frigging wellies and a jacket when all I packed was short shorts and bikini tops. Why the fuck aren't I dating a Barbadian. '

The one criticism of ma h is that she is going along with this publicity hunt!!

Maybe ToTo was hoping to do it in his childhood bedroom in the unlikely event they are shagging like in this video.

Didn't CH post something about being 'free' now? Agree he may have been about to spill something.