Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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I want to see them in matching gilets strolling around Southend seafront with ice creams next.

Hey we're on page 10. What should we call the next thread 'Tayto Cheese & Onion'?

Can't find any of Calvin in grey shoes, but a slightly trainer looking greyish shoe.
BUT! He's been wearing grey Yeezus trainers since the split.
The journos thought he was mocking Dame TayTay with Kanye shoes, but we know its the grey/gray that is significant

Shake Him Off?

This thread is my new favourite thing. You are all hilarious. I am daunted by the 30-odd pages but I think I owe it to myself to read every single post.

Perhaps TayTay has it written into their contract that they MUST wear grey suede shoes. Have you noticed how poor squad member and designated BFF Karlie Kloss is never allowed to wear heels when they are papped together? TayTay must always be taller or the same height, never shorter.

Clearly has a gray shoe fetish ignores the fact they might be brown

Gray trainers, he tried, but it just wasn't enough for her

Ooooo there are some new pics on Instagram under hashtag tomhiddleston - she's wearing a quilted jacket of her own.

So it wasn't Harry's curly hair and dimples, it was his grey suede shoes!!

Off to google the rest of TayTay's previous boyfriends' footwear.

My beloved husband has just asked what I am doing on the laptop at 10pm.

Me (smugly) "research darling."

TayTay's so Regina George. "On Wednesdays you must wear gray shoes. Actually, now it's everyday".

"Karlie, stop trying to make heels happen. You look fugly in them".

They really are the gift that just keeps giving!!

Breaking News

He's wearing trainers

That's probably what killed it for them in the end - CH's refusal to high toe it in the grey suede shoes.

He's been reading the thread and decided to throw us

I think we should have a minutes silence to reflect on the end of toto's love affair with his gray suede shoes

I wonder is there publicists have us bookmarked 'Tom you need to change the shoes, Bond definitely has more than one pair of shoes'

Either that or he's still following Craig David's advice and chilling on Sunday.

Trainers? Oh no, its over

I want to see them in matching gilets strolling around Southend seafront with ice creams next.

So do I. Then sitting on deckchairs with their Aldo wine cooler sharing a glass of summer punch aka pretend Pimms, watching the sun go down, wearing cosy quilted gilets.

Are we still all pretending that he's in the running for bond?

We can live in hope Slow

Trainers?! No, ToTo, no.

Fuck me the shock of trainers has made me illiterate I of course mean 'if their publicists'

What the dickens is going on? ToTo is wearing TRAINERS? Where are the grey suede loafers? What is happening in the world today? Is nothing sacred?

Its ok he still has the jacket on . TayTay is in Hunter wellies, can't see if she's left the price on or not.
Actually Tay looks like she got dressed in the dark.

They are chukka boots, not loafers

No I don't know what that actually means

Taylor looks like she is auditioning for a role in Midsomer murders