Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

[MegCleary]

I'd forgotten how fabulously hirsute men were in the 70s. Yum.

I think she's just pissed that there are no rocks for them to pose on. Just walking along a pebble beach when she had treated toto to her lovely beach.

Its hard to see where the fur rug ends and Burt starts 🐻🐵

At least his shoes are more suitable for a pebble beach than a sandy one.

Do you think TayTay is dying inside being seen out with a woman in a padded gilet? *Disclaimer, I have nothing against gilets, and I love that Tom's Mum just looks delightfully normal and unfazed.

I get why he is doing this ridiculous merry go round (publicity, ambition) but why the fuck is she? What could she possibly be getting out of it?

Do you think she hates CH so much it's all to rub his face in it? I could be hugging YOUR mum now type of thing?

Tom's mum is thinking 'I really do think he'd much better suited to that nice Fennella Pemberton-Smythe from the rectory'.

Tom's mum looks like a lovely jam-making stalwart of the village open gardens, manning the cream tea stall. God only knows why TayTay does this but none of her relationships seem to have even a veneer of reality. That blind gossip I posted before has 100% answers of Taylor Swift so it isn't just us who are suspicious. I don't buy the bearding answer either. Maybe she just got so much validation and publicity from pretending to be dating Harry Styles she's a bit addicted to it.

Is Charlotte Dawson the daughter of Les Dawson?

I've never seen her on/in anything but my fucking God, she has issues judging by those wedding photos.

Cheap doesn't even come near it.

They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I am baffled that he's now got his mum involved - she looks like the lovely albeit stern type who wouldn't put up with any nonsense. Maybe he is madly in love - with TayTay as well as his grey shoes.

Slowjinn got it right with the shopping trip, if you look at the millions of new beach walk photos on the SBoS you can see Taytays shoe sticker in one of them. I have too much time on my hands today

Seeing those photos it looks like she's borrowed his mums jumper

Those sandals are definitely Shoe Express.

I was worried about TayTay's feet on those pebbles without a proper pair of grey suedies to protect them. Next time she'll pack a fleece gilet too.

Those shoes are nasty.

She seems to have enormous feet. Perhaps she struggles to get shoes in her size when she nips to the shops. I know my sil does.

Why are neither of them looking at his mum when she's clearly talking?

Because they're so in love working out the next move in the bond campaign

Because his mum is not made of camera?

The one frequent inhabitant of sbos I can't bear is myleene klass. Please tayto - more staged photos!!

Maybe they are men's sandals from shoe express then? Or shoe zone or whatever it is? I remember reading somewhere that she has size 10/11 feet so maybe that's why! (I am probably wrong though, or wherever I read it was wrong!)

Way too much time on my hands today....

Just popped back here to report the shoe sticker situation but I see you eagle-eyed Tayto spotters have got their first - solid work. There seem to be a few photos where ToTo is actually beaming straight at the cameras - I'm not sure he's got this 'candid-casual-didn't-know-you-were-there-paparazzi' thing down yet, bless him.

I'm not sure this is the look of love - TayTay sort of looks like she wants to kill him in this one - too much camera beaming perhaps?

Maybe he just told her he'd voted 'leave'?

Look their little feets are in unison in that pic.

Surely he must have some other clothes? Or he could've popped into primark while she went to shoe zone?