Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

I can't view it in sexual terms, blubber.

Pete's Love is so pure and innocent. Think puppies and kittens and butterflies frolicking in freshly fallen snow. Or warm baby oil sloshing slowly on to a smooth, taut abdomen...

NO SEXY TIME HERE, lady, move along!

Just waiting for the next heartfelt ballad about the kids to warm my heart....and make me feel the world is a better place ;)

Peter Andres love is so huge and firm and pulsing...it swells like the sun and spills its seed like...uhhh...wait...

oh yeah now you're talking phnar, phnar

...and the tides of the sea are governed by Pete's Love. The waves rock rhythmically back and forth, back and forth until finally they crash and spray onto the waves ...

Alright enough of that smut. Pete wouldnt like it. Won't you think of the children?

PAs love for his kids is so strong - he is going to give every child in the world a small sample by giving away his fortune - his love for his kids is so strong it creates miracles just like the fishes and 5 loaves Jesus shared amongst his followers, the money will become never ending and rah gild can therefore share in it's bounty.

Hang on -
Peters on the line - he days.
"it would be wrong to share my money like that - happiness comes only from within and his love for his kids is so love joyous and unique - he couldn't taint it with monetary worth".

So folks looks like he is toO pure and wholesome orange to lower Joseph to cash in on his love for his kids.

PAs love for his kids is so strong - he is going to give every child in the world a small sample by giving away his fortune - his love for his kids is so strong it creates miracles just like the fishes and 5 loaves Jesus shared amongst his followers, the money will become never ending and rah gild every child can therefore share in it's bounty.

Hang on -
Peters on the line - he days.
"it would be wrong to share my money like that - happiness comes only from within and his love for his kids is so love joyous and unique - he couldn't taint it with monetary worth".

So folks looks like he is toO pure and wholesome orange to lower Joseph to cash in on his love for his kids.

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not My Love for My Kids, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all viewing figures for ITV2 and all press coverage and if I have abs that can move mountains, but have not My Love for My Kids, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the Z Listers on Carby Claire's books, but have not My Love for My Kids, I gain nothing.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put on Ronseal and hit the gym in anticipation of reality telly. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. My profile is high, higher yet than the mountains because of My Love for My Kids.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and My Love for My Kids. But the greatest of these is My Love for My Kids.

lol!@Sue

So Spaketh the word of Pete.

mwa ha ha haaaaa @ Artex

Er, I'm new to MN and you guys, you're ........... a bit bonkers.

that's cool btw

What onearth are you talking about, Blubber?

Bonkers?

MN is a haven for all right-minded, straight-laced, sensible and normal folk, like me.

Traditional wisdom has it that the tides of the sea are caused by the combined effects of the gravitational forces exerted by the Moon and the Sun and the rotation of the Earth. Thankfully new scientific study has proven that the tides are infact influenced by the strength of PA's love for his kids, which any fule kno, far exceeds any force exerted by the earth, moon or sun. Tru fact.

Oh my! I am absolutely andre-ing this thread.
Why do I always miss the good ones?

OP, you really should have sounded the Orange Klaxon before announcing this groundbreaking news.

Monday on Matthew Wright "How Peter Andre's love for his kids will save the NHS/cut the deficit/create peace in the middle east".

Even grumpy old 'breeder hater' Matthew can't fail to be cowed in awe of PALFHK.

All the same I was gutted when he split with Katie, the katie and peter reality shows when they were together were more than the sum of the shows they subsequently did on their own.

Their divorce represents a great loss to reality tv. I'm only gutted I missed the year of I'm a celebrity when they met. must have been a classic.

PALFHK is a powerful contraceptive. Sperms just give up and die when exposed to PALFHK, as they know any child they produce just won't be as loved as PA's kids.

Nothing travels faster than Pete's love for his kids, and if you get close to Pete's love for his kids time seems to slow right down

The real reason the universe is forever expanding......

You know that vortex-y tunnel-y thingy that the Doctor's Tardis travels down in the episode titles?

Well... Now you know what it is, PALFHK creates the wobbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.