Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

Orange Wednesdays? Pah!

Orange Sundays are now officially dedicated to Pete and His Love For His Kids. Paid subscribers to Pete's website will get a special Pete Pack containing assorted goodies which will change every week (depending on which product he is endorsing that week), but could include exciting freebies such as a worn pair of Pete's pants (fake tan marks included); an exclusive signed copy of Mysterious Girl, no longer available ANYWHERE ELSE ; a bottle of Pete's Conditional Aftershave, so that the man in your life can also smell like biscuity fake tan and Happy meals mmmmmm...

And of course, free in every pack, a test tube containing the invisible, yet highly potent, Pete's Love For His Kids (usually retailing at £5k via Carby Claire).

Bargainous.

@making the orange one 'Petey Kidz and Dadz Tsar'

You can sell your stories of how Pete's Love For His Kids saved your life/helped you see in the dark/cured your bunions/let you love again on this thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/media_nonmember_requests/1448700-Do-you-have-an-amazing-true-story-that-youd-like-to-see-published

Am I alone in thinking they may regret that request, Ms Middleton?

I don't know what you mean Sue

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already all over it

Bugger, what was my Sadface story? From Le Thread du Brique.

When DS was newly new DH and I had that conversation about how much we loved him and couldn't really remember life before we had him.

We both agreed that if the house set aflame the other ought to grab DS first and get out even if we had to leave the other behind....

If there was only one life jacket on a sinking ship that DS would get it whilst we were both lost to the waves....

That we would jump in front of a speeding train to push DS out of the way if the need ever arose.....

Neither of us could imagine loving anything or anyone more than we love DS, it was we agreed IMPOSSIBLE to quantify.

When pushed, DH said his love for DS might be almost 6% of that that Peter Andre has for HIS kids.

It was at THAT moment that I knew how much he loved DS. I broke down and wept especially as my love for DS was probably only 4% of PA's ardour for his kids

Mr Planes?

It has everything. Sex, drama, MNetters camping out....

In fact I actually find it easier to get my head around Stephen Hawkin's theories in relation to the infinite nature of the universe, than PA's love for his kids. When I think about that, my brain melts just a little and I do a teeny tiny stress wee.

Hah! Mr Planes.

Or Skeletor, The Groper, MrPrettyDull... There's been a few. MrSnow the Crazed Stalker.

Behold, the Prince of

When my kids are being little shits I just ask myself, "what would PLFHK's do?"

Also, I have it on good authority that the reason Pete can't speak to the Pricie is because his love for his kids would cause her womb to explode.

I want to bum all of you.

or her tits mini

apparently they did during childbirth but he healed them with the laying on of his hands filthy git

............yeah, but he's so cute though! (tee hee)

Out blubber

blubber, are you alright my love? Cold compress and a lie down?
You have run quite mad and you're ranting.

tee hee, you protesteth too much.

blubber, away with you

We are discussing the serious matter of Pete's Love For His Kids.

Pete's Love For His Cock is a different thread (feel free to start it )

you don't find his excessive love for his kids a little bit sexy?? (teasing of course!)