Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

Pete's books should be issued to every pregnant mum in the land on booking in, to know the standard of parental love to strive for.

DILF Ewwwwwwww

No one, Sarah unless the F stands for Flambee with a blow torch

Pete The Dad is about to be asked to be the World Face of Fatherhood by the Holy father himself. Look, here is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=peter+andre&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1320&bih=721&tbm=isch&tbnid=WcNQcp-Pblz5YM:&imgrefurl=www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/2108048/Peter-Andre-is-Daddy-of-the-Year.html&docid=x0koynNAaUv0iM&imgurl=i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00678/peter-andre-father-_678012c.jpg&w=404&h=351&ei=JQeLT7jOEc_D8QPoivHjCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=185&vpy=115&dur=38&hovh=209&hovw=241&tx=110&ty=120&sig=115896618073486815472&page=2&tbnh=148&tbnw=170&start=21&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:21,i:183" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a sign

From August 2015, all newborn babies will be tested for PLFHK via a heel-prick blood test.

Babies that are found to be deficient will have to undergo an intensive course of therapy, including supplementary feeding, injections of PLFHK and several hours of PLFHK light treatment.

It is hoped to bring all babies eventually in to line with the levels of PLFHK enjoyed by His Kids themselves - although medical experts agree that we are unlikely to see this within the next seventy years at least.

As a nation we are currently placed behind Burkina Faso and Turkmenistan in the international league tables for PLFHK training and expertise, despite 16 series of Katie and Peter - The Next Chapter and Pete's own breakaway hit Peter Andre - My Life.

Genius Talc .

The Peter Noster, about to become the standard prayer in the Church of the Latter Day Dads:

Our Andre, Who Art in OK!
Orange be thy face
Thy Heat column done, thy can lie in the sun (bed)
To tan in the UK as thy can in Cyprus
Give us this day our daily copy of Closer magazine
And forgive us for doubting your Love For Your Kids
As we forgive you for the 'music' you maketh
And lead us not into your East Grinstead coffee shop
But deliver us to ITV2, where we can marvel at the glory of YLFYK for ever and ever, Aman(wholoveshiskids)

Mags - that's fookin brill

I have been literally crying in laughter at this thread, DH has come to see if I am nuts Ok, he has walked out sadly shaking his head --having confirmed I am nuts, because he knows, he can never love me and our DCs as much as Peter Andre loves his kids.

Yes, when DH imagines himself to be a loving father doing things like coaching DS team, feeding them, running them everywhere, listening to them, etc.. I just point to the lifesize PA print on our bedroom ceiling and he retires, chastened.

PMSL!@doihaveto

No man can rival Pete in his love for his kids. At least your DH has the good sense to recognise it, instead of competing in the manner of the sadly deluded David Beckham Who Loves His Boys Almost As Much As His Football (a piss poor competitor for Pete, frankly).

Peter's man-boobige is not, in fact, due to his narsasistic, egotistical need to have the vagina of every women within 50 fifty feet moisten at his very presence but, a heroic (if failed) attempt at lactation...

Cos he really would do anything for those kids.

Pete's love could:

• reconcile the Israelis and Palestinians

-bring harmony to North and South Korea -make normal people love George Osborne

• solve all hunger/starvation/disease issues in Africa

- bring about a cure for Malaria

the only thing it cannot do is make people actually buy his records - but hey, it's a small sacrifice.

Yep, and those extraordinarily low v-neck, skin-tight tees Pete The Dad wears aren't to better expose his oiled, tanned and rippling pectorals to the hordes of women who surely must be salivating at the merest glimpse of the outline of an Andre nipple..

...Oh No...

...they are cleverly designed to allow him skin-to-skin snuggles so that he can bind even ore closely with His Kids That He Loves More than Anything. Just a quick manly rip at the low v-neck, and Pete can be skin-to-skin feeding his Mini Mes anywhere, anyt ime - say in the back of a limo on the way to another This Morning appearance or 'round at Kezza Katona's house for a cheeky line Iceland bbq

Oh, I could go o but I must stop. I am laughing like a loon at this thread. DH thinks I have cracked. he obviously doesnt understand the strength of the sort of Peter Andre-ley Love we are discussing here.

that little orange blob from the EDF energy adverts, thats Peter Andres love for his kids that is!!!

Funny you should bring up the matter of education, Glitter

Peter is setting up a Free School very soon. For a small fee to Carby Claire your child can benefit from the sort of Love-Filled Education that could only be provided by one man, at one school: The Andre Academy of Kiddy Love.

His PRs are in discussions about possibly changing the name, lest it be misconstrued, but Pete thinks anyone who would misconstrue his love for his kids is a sick fuck. His love is as pure as the babyoil he massages himself with in the mirror while listening to Mysterious Girl before bed every night...

did you know that George Clooney has requested an audience with Pete, in the hopes that his love is catching, and he can spread it around the Sudan, in the same way Pete can spread the love he feels for his kids...

Hi Katie love, please tell us WTAF you were thinking, procreating with the Cyprus Nut who really, really loves his kids.....

Shiny Dave is going to announce changes to children's legislation, inspired by Peter's Love for His Kids. As well as making Petey Kidz and Dadz Tsar, he is also expected to rename key policies such as the 2010 Child Poverty of Love Act and Every Child Matters to Peter Andre

When I imagine what Pete smells like (which hitherto, I have never actually done) I get top notes of biscuity-fake-tan-whiff, base notes of Happy Meal (a treat for the kids he loves so much) ...and the sweet scent of Smug. They should bottle it. Oh, they already have.

Agent Orange. Because the power of PLFHK is so great that all living things wither before it.

Mags, your prayer for Dads is so good I've had to read to dh. He is now going to pray every night to try to love his kids as much as Peter.