Peter Andre really loves his kids

[BupcakesandCunting]

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

Andre loves his kids like Putin loves poisoning

Talc

Genius

I ruddy love you lot, truly

Price, would that be Richard Price, famous Welsh philosopher, or Price, Katie?

no longer sashes and bowler hats for traditional Orangemen marching on the "glorious Twelth"
Now the proud men arrive with the smooth Botoxed brow and bleached white teeth of their new Prince
Prince Peter of Orange.
Smiling and sauntering through the streets sometimes to be heard plaintively calling, " Babe, can I at least get a blowie."
They have come together to celebrate the greatness of Prince Peter and of course his unquestionable, unquenchable love for his children

talc [sniggers] you are ACE!

Stratters - it is Professor Katie Price, Model Laureate 2012, international singer-songwriter, pink lingerie designer and goodwill ambassador to Belarus and Ukraine.

The course would look at some of her lesser-known works, such as Free To Love Again (extended mix) and Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You (Bassnectar Remix feat. R Wayne

You know that scene in Raiders Of The Lost Ark where the light pours out of the ark of the covenant and melts all the Nazis. Yes that light was....PLFHK.

Thought so.

I think Richard Price may well be too inferior for the Orange of Love, Light and Knowledge.

lol!@ Orangemen being led by 'Peter who really loves his kids'.

In a bid to keep Peter for their side, Sinnn Fein have put a rquest to the Dail in Ireland to have the 'gold bit of the Irish flag dedicated the Peter Andre and the Aviva Stadium renamed the Insania...

Subconcious foreknowledge of PLFHK ended apartheid, brought down the Berlin Wall and won the Battle of Britain.

Does he still have that coffee shop that his fat version of --him brother runs? I am going to go down there and order an orange juice and ask him how much he loves his kids. Tomorrow.

Yes the Irish flag is indeed dedicated to PLFHK.

The orange is a tribute to the awesome one's glowing skintones.
The white represents the purity of PLFHK, unsullied by any desire to make money flogging every second of his childrens' lives to Closer and ITV5
The green represents Katie Price's envy of PLFHK.

Mags

Please do, and try to record it. I need a mantra to get me through these loveless days of darkness and want. A lecture from the messiah-andre is just what the world needs to ease the pain.

Apparently NASA have just announced that Pete's love for his kids will be the new rocket fuel for the next series of shuttles.

Yeah, Pete does indeed love his kids.
But he loves himself just a teeny tiny bit more.

Maybe I won't have that juice, orange or otherwise

When people don't understand just how much Pete The Dad Loves His Kids it makes him <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=peter+andre+orange&um=1&hl=en&biw=1320&bih=721&tbm=isch&tbnid=d7ayFcCeappupM:&imgrefurl=www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebInfo.php%3Fceleb_id%3D2117%26SHOW_OLD_COMMENTS%3Dtrue&docid=fnJlWiCoEWcr5M&imgurl=images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2010/3/4/peter-andre-pic-wenn-sm-only-image-1-82783779.jpg&w=450&h=393&ei=WgWLT9fUHYO50QWZzcDhCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=696&vpy=155&dur=999&hovh=210&hovw=240&tx=139&ty=98&sig=115896618073486815472&page=1&tbnh=161&tbnw=189&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:71" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">sad

www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/06/Its-official-Peter-Andre-is-the-best-dad-ever-in-the-whole-world/

This thread must go in Classics - hilarious!!! :o

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgghhhhh...

I think I've actually wet myself a little laughing at some of these

DILF? DILF?

Who the actual fuck thinks PA is a DILF?