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I'm 14 and know everything so AMA

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 13:23

In my 14 years on this earth I have gained more experience and knowledge than anyone else ever so AMA because I will know.

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 22:21

BeMellowAquaSquid · 10/08/2025 21:16

What does skibbidi actually mean and in what context can I use it?

You can never use it in any context.

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MyOtherProfile · 10/08/2025 22:34

Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 22:21

You can never use it in any context.

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Too old?

coronafiona · 10/08/2025 22:57

Why do you have to flop on the sofa? Why can’t you just sit down?

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:29

coronafiona · 10/08/2025 22:57

Why do you have to flop on the sofa? Why can’t you just sit down?

Oh my god!! I'm just sitting. I cant do anything without being screamed at!!! I'm going to my room.

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:35

ThePieceHall · 10/08/2025 18:49

My nine-year-old wants to know what music she should be listening to so she can impress the older girls. She is mortified that she was happy to listen to Taylor Swift - until today.

Yungblud mate. He is hilarious but your parents wont get it. Or have you heard of a group called Greenday? They're cool.

My mum changed my Spotify picture to Taylor Swift and I dont know how to change it to something else. She said I should be grateful she didnt mess up my algorithms by playing her. Not cool man. Not cool.

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:37

Tupperwarelid · 10/08/2025 16:16

Why is it that as soon as you buy a skirt or shorts you have a growth spurt so they only just cover your bottom?

why don’t you wear a coat in winter but you do in summer?

[Gives withering /pittying look.]

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:38

PandoraSocks · 10/08/2025 15:29

If you know everything, surely you know how to prevent this happening?

And how to achieve world peace?

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Ain't my problem bruh.

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:39

dapsnotplimsolls · 10/08/2025 15:32

Have your parents forced you to go on holiday with them yet?

Nowhere proper. Plus they timed it so that Id be away when my friends werent and we'd be back when my friends were away. How unfair is that!?

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Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:42

LidlAmaretto · 10/08/2025 15:47

Do you have a weird wickerish basket-like object in the corner of your bedroom? Completely empty? Whats it for?

For putting the clean clothes in when Im asked to sort out my floordrobe. Then forgetting and putting the dirty clothes in as well. Then causing me to be SCREAMED at because they all need to be washed again. Ill just walk around naked shall I? Then my parents will get arrested and it will serve them right. I find putting clothes away too hard. Leave me alone. Im going to my room.

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MrsMoastyToasty · 11/08/2025 00:15

What do you think of 14 year old boys?

AvidJadeShaker · 11/08/2025 07:37

When buying sweatshirts and hoodies do you do a lot of research beforehand and buy the ones that take the most days to dry?

TaborlinTheGreat · 11/08/2025 08:01

Tablesandchairs23 · 10/08/2025 17:12

Written by AI

Don't be daft. It's (very obviously) a parody thread written by a MNer exasperated by her know-all teen.

soupyspoon · 11/08/2025 08:24

Tablesandchairs23 · 10/08/2025 17:12

Written by AI

Thread ruiner.

Stopsnowing · 11/08/2025 08:34

What is your view of this:

’When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.’
Mark Twain

Kurokurosuke · 11/08/2025 08:38

Do the lights in your house turn off as well as on? If so, how?
Do drawers in your house close as well as open? If so, how?
Is the toilet roll in your house be changed by humans, or magic?
Where does money come from? What is it for?

Blingismything · 11/08/2025 08:49

Did you ask to be born though?

Fruitsherbert · 11/08/2025 10:00

Why is everything just so unfair?

Why do adults pour shade on all your good ideas?

NotDarkGothicMama · 11/08/2025 10:42

Will DS wear the expensive coat though? It's plain black and easy to stuff into his school bag so he doesn't even have to go to his locker.

TheNightingalesStarling · 11/08/2025 10:47

I've just told my 12yo she can't go out dressed like that (more specifically, she cant visit ger grandparents dressed like that)

Have I ruined her life forever?

LidlAmaretto · 11/08/2025 10:51

Daboomboom · 10/08/2025 23:42

For putting the clean clothes in when Im asked to sort out my floordrobe. Then forgetting and putting the dirty clothes in as well. Then causing me to be SCREAMED at because they all need to be washed again. Ill just walk around naked shall I? Then my parents will get arrested and it will serve them right. I find putting clothes away too hard. Leave me alone. Im going to my room.

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DS2????!!!

dizzydizzydizzy · 11/08/2025 16:08

What the solution to world peace?

BuildbyNumbere · 11/08/2025 16:12

Unfortunately my daughter has done this by the grand old age of 13 … sorry, you sound a bit slow to me! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yesiamtiredactually · 11/08/2025 16:22

Why don’t people act like the entire world revolves solely around me even though it actually definitely does. And why is it that other people don’t show infinite interest in everything about me even though I have never asked another person a single question about themselves that doesn’t directly involve me? Asking for a friend

BufferingAgain · 11/08/2025 16:58

Why do people do that tappy thing where they tap skincare bottles before using them?

rainbowsandraspberrygin · 11/08/2025 17:24

Best thread in a long time. Loving this OP.