I'm 14 and know everything so AMA

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In my 14 years on this earth I have gained more experience and knowledge than anyone else ever so AMA because I will know.

Why is it that as soon as you buy a skirt or shorts you have a growth spurt so they only just cover your bottom?

why don’t you wear a coat in winter but you do in summer?

when you have a shower, do you leave the shower running when you get out so that all the hot water goes down the plug hole or do you really genuinely stand under the shower spray until you've used all the hot water?

I vote this thread goes into mumsnet classics, it’s been very entertaining 🤣

What have you done with the sellotape, the blu tak, the nail scissors, the AA batteries and ALL THE FORKS???

Can you advise the Nearly Dead women (those in their 30s, ob-vious-ly) how it's possible to have blue legs, blue lips, be shivering uncontrollably and yet still feel PERFECTLY FINE on the way to school or out with your mates at the same time as needing the central heating on full blast (with all of the windows open) from 4.15pm on September 6th but be severely allergic to PUTTING SOME BLOODY CLOTHES ON?

Oh, and whilst we're at it, is there something about food items that render them invisible to the teenaged eye unless they're in brightly coloured packets at eye level? Or is just that you're so used to focusing on a small screen that you can't actually see anything six inches - SORRY, I mean 15cm, it's not as if we're back in Victorian times with those measurements, bruh - from your nose?

And why on earth do you think that you're hideously ugly without sticking fake spiders on your eyelids, painting stripes of multiple colours on your faces, getting any expression wiped off by painful procedures you're too young for when you are all gorgeously fresh and plump with oestrogen and energy and potential? Do you not understand that YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL?

😂 great thread. Another vote to preserve it in classics

Do you think you will always know everything or will you become stupid like your parents when you get older? You do have their genes after all.

Why are we here?

Is there them and us? Are the Illuminati real? Do they hate how the rest of the world is always there?

What is the meaning of life?

Apart from these pressing questions, what should I have for dinner? 😅

Yes. Here too. Also, when I say 1000 times 'I cant find my charger' and then walk into the Samsung shop while we're all out shopping to buy a new charger for £20 what would you do, for arguments sake ( and to save your mother £20 ) if you realised it looks suspiciously like the charger you have in your room?

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This is 😁

Om embarrassing because I'm ugly 😑

Mortified for you OP.

You are clearly an ADULT with far too much time on your hands.

Why do you insist on watching tik tock, for hours on end, at double speed? And then talk to me on double speed?

No silly, they become Youtube stars and make millions.

On a slightly less silly note, my hairdresser failed everything at school. He now owns two salons and I'm sure as he drives along in his sports car with the top down on sunny days he laments his lack of GCSEs. 😉

Can I ask you how what should I do for my son’s 14th birthday in a week and a half?

He’s been very moody, talking to me like I’m an idiot, when asked to do the most simplest of tasks acts as though I’ve forced him to dig a 40m hole BY HAND, winds his big brother up to the point of fighting and yet still wants a fancy (expensive) day out, expensive presents (oculus and a £200 Lego set) and also all his mates to sleep over (but no details of where, how and how the fuck do I feed them)

also, how heavy are your limbs?

Yes.. 😂 fair enough…

Do you have a nice grandma who spoils you with any food you like when you visit and gives you even more pocket money than Mum?

Do you have a nice grandma who spoils you with any food you like when you visit and gives you even more pocket money than Mum?

Do you have a nice grandma who spoils you with any food you like when you visit and gives you even more pocket money than Mum?

Do you have a nice grandma who spoils you with any food you like when you visit and gives you even more pocket money than Mum?

sorry, a glitch, gloss over. I do not see a delete button and I don't want to get deleted because they might think I am one to be banned

Mum has stuck stupid washi tape on them all so they are coloured coded. She got fed up of arguments so now we are only allowed to use leads with our colour on them. It's stupid. I never used anyone else's, they always used mine. She reckons that because she let me chose the colour tape, that it is ok. Its stupid.

And the ordinary scissors too? Oh, and the twenty pritt sticks I've bought and the effing expensive printer ink?
And why do I still love you and your older sister and feel amazed by so much about you?

I want to go to an amusement park with my friends. My parents have said no unless my attitude improves. They dont understand that my attitude will improve once they've said we can go.

If we do go, they cant be seen with us after they've paid for entry though. They can go amd sit in yhe car or something and listen to Tom Jones or Taylor Swift or whatever they listen to.

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