I'm 14 and know everything so AMA

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In my 14 years on this earth I have gained more experience and knowledge than anyone else ever so AMA because I will know.

😂

At what age did you realise you had more knowledge, wisdom and life experience than your parents?

Do you do the washing up?

Side question: can you do the washing up without listening to music?

Separate related Q: does doing the washing up take you an unfeasibly long time because you are fiddling on your phone "just listening to music"?

What time should you get home in the evening

Do you know why people in the age range 12-16 are incapable of tidying up their own mess?

How do account for being way more intelligent and worldly wise than your illiterent parents

😂I am assuming your 14 year old child has pushed you to the limit today.

Please explain, in as much detail as possible, the meaning of my dream last night. I'm quite disturbed by it.

What time do you go to bed?

What time do your parents say you should go to bed?

Time to move out now, then, while you still know everything 😉

Id love to know where the magic money tree is that all 14 year olds know without question to exist. TIA

Can you please explain why all parents are so embarrassing?

Where has all the bread gone?

What happens to children who don’t work their hardest at school?

a) they fail exams and get stuck in low paid jobs for ever?

b) they fail exams and get stuck in low paid jobs for ever?

c) is there another option?

Is the hokey cokey really what it's all about?

Have you got any homework?

Bonus points for saying NO I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU without actually checking.

Why is it that people know a lot less once they are old enough to have kids?

Do you need to study to pass exams?

Did you know that your mum was also once 14 and, like you, also knew everything?

So she knew it all before you did. Soz.

Ate there any dirty cups in your room?

Why does your room stink?

I've been to 2 different schools and have visited a number of different places. I can just apply my knowledge in a way that means I know things. Y'know?

Are you Siri?

Time to leave home - while you still know everything - parents are so lame

Nah bruh. Washing up just ain't for me. So what I do is wave the dish about under the tap to get water everywhere but not actually clean the dish, then I throw it on the drainer. Obviously mum has left other stuff on there so when I knock that I need to give a big dramatic sigh and then sulk off to listen to my headset.
Done.

Well my parents dont let me go anywhere with anyone ever.
But Lucy's mum let her stay out until 10 last week and get a taxi back by herself. Lucy told me this so obviously it's true.