I'm 14 and know everything so AMA

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In my 14 years on this earth I have gained more experience and knowledge than anyone else ever so AMA because I will know.

I dont make the mess. Mum comes around after me and moves it.
Besides, I know exactly where everything is and last night you didnt wash your coffee cup before bed so why I do I need to be able to open my bedroom door properly?

Bruh, you're killing me here 💀 🤣

How do we end the Ukraine war?

Sweet or savoury? Which is better in objective truth?

What is a reasonable amount of money to spend on
a) a bike; and
b) a pair of trainers?

They have booooring jobs so can't know as much as they think they do.

Lucy's dad is a physicist but Lucy had to tell him how to turn their new oven on so he's obviously a bit thick.

I didnt even need to look at the instructions to know how to turn our oven on. It wasnt my fault that the picture of the grill looks like the oven and no one told me you couldnt put plastic in the oven. I dont see what the fuss was about. The reason my parents got new kitchen windows was so they could open them nice and wide anyway.

SYBAU!

P.S. Are you a sigma boy?!

Nah man. My mum is just really unfair and none of my friends have parents who make them clean their teeth each day.

What one law would you bring in if you were Prime Minister, to improve life for the greatest quantity of people?

Which band/pop star totally sucks and anyone who likes them is a lame conformist sheep?

I expect your teachers love you. Do you know more than all of them too (and make that clear to them)?

Definitely a reverse so I shall unfollow at this point

Does it bother you that you probably won't ever own a house?

Where do you see yourself in 20 years time?

It's not my job to tell you these things. Maybe you should ask your friends.

I'd ask mine but I've not been allowed to see them allllll holiday, apart from when mum took me to that place but then she hovered and embarrassed me. The other time when I went with Lucy, doesnt count, because... I havent decided why yet but it doesnt. If my friends come here Im not going out am I? The key is in the words "going out" duh. I forgot about the 2 other times but it's doesnt natter anyway because on Thursday mum made me go to the dentist and I couldnt go out with my friends who asked me with 30mins notice.

I dont think my parents have friends so they dont like me having any.

My parents say I need sleep so want lights out at 930. What she doesnt know is that I actually go to sleep at 10. Hah!
Im not a baby.

I am moving out the day after my 16th birthday. I've made sure my mum knows this.

I want my presents first. I'm not stupid.

What have you done to your mum this time ? 🙄

Which one of the Saja boys is the fittest in your opinion? My 14 yr old daughter reckons it’s Mystery.

How old is ‘old’ to you?

That's why you go to work. It's not my fault you dont earn as much as Lucy's dad. They live in a 6 bed house you know and they were going to get a swimming pool installed but decided not to.

Besides, legally my parents have to look after me. They cant expect me to look like a tramp when I go out with my friends. Thet wouldnt care if I did though. They'd do ot especially to embarrass me. But Ive just remembered they dont let me go out anyway.

They aren't. Just mine. Mine are awful and purposely humiliate me.

Someone saw my mum holding the curtain closed while I tried on some clothes that she was paying for in Damaged Society. So now everyone knows that my parents paid for my clothes. Humiliated is not the word.

So much love for this 😆

Can't believe your mum hovered. Totes embarrassing. What was she thinking?!

Your right though, I'll ask my friends. They will defo know!

You probably forgot to buy it. My parents forget everything all the time then say I didnt tell them it to begin with.

Do you impart your knowledge and wisdom with a massive eye roll and a big huff? IMO that's the only way to educate parents.