I'm 14 and know everything so AMA

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In my 14 years on this earth I have gained more experience and knowledge than anyone else ever so AMA because I will know.

If you know everything, surely you know how to prevent this happening?

And how to achieve world peace?

Why do you have to play music/TikTok videos off your phone rather than putting some bloody headphones in? 😡

Why is everything just so skibidi ohio rizz?

JOKER 😆

Have your parents forced you to go on holiday with them yet?

Why do you start every sentence with:"i saw, on tiktok'?

Why are you so obsessed with America, yet know nothing about your own country and Europe?

When my son was 14 he used to try to get me to buy him protein bars and I used to tell him to make himself a boiled egg and toast. Are you living under a similar evil regime?

Its not magic. Ob. Vi. Ous. Ly.
I washed my plate from last night. The rest of the dishes have nothing to do with me even if they were used to cook my food so why should I wash them?
I have asked for a bin in the living room so I dont have to take my wrappers all the way to the kitchen bin. Mum said no so I dont see what else I could do apart from pile them up next to me on the sofa until I go out next. It's not my fault if I forget to take them.

Are you looking forwards to going back to school?

Why are older people (anyone over 25) such eejits?

That's the type of thing my parents would do.
I want to use mixed seeds. My mum said that was ok but she bought the mixed seeds separately and then mixed them herself. She said it was cheaper. The seeds are the same seeds but they taste different so Im not going to eat them. She rolled her eyes and had the cheek to sigh. Rude much?

Do you have a weird wickerish basket-like object in the corner of your bedroom? Completely empty? Whats it for?

How many followers do you have on You Tube? Or maybe TikTok or Twitch?

I once refused to let that same poor teen spend €50 on a crate of energy drinks he saw online, even though it was HIS OWN money. It's a miracle he still talks to me at all.

Where are the chocolate Hobnobs your mum hid at the back of the larder???

Who will you vote for in a general election when Labour introduce voting at 16?

What are you for?

It’s funny how you know everything at 14 or 15, and your parents know nothing, but by the time you’re say mid 20s it’s amazing to realise what they’ve managed to pick up in the meantime.

See , that’s where the mistake was. Anything good is always hidden at the back.

mum needs to buy a container marked ‘Vegetables’ and put it right at the front of the larder. Guaranteed to be untouched .

Why are you so cute, regardless?

If you wanted to go to apartment on Friday night, but your Dad was away and your .um was working so neither could drive you there (but say its OK if you make arrangements to travel there with a friend)...

Who is unreasonable?

PS... Mum will pick you up!

Why is it compulsory for your peers to show off their knickers under their school skirts?

Where are all of the phone chargers?

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