I'm 14 and know everything so AMA

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In my 14 years on this earth I have gained more experience and knowledge than anyone else ever so AMA because I will know.

Slay

Bubble tea is always the answer

Bruh I cant even get my mum to listen to me when I tell her when the vet was wrong about the cat, no one will listen to me about Putin just needing to get a gay lover.

Hello dd2! If my clothes are so awful, why do you keep 'borrowing' them?

& why do you & Lucy keep wearing one each of each others' garish cartoon socks & complaining when you get put in isolation for not being in proper uniform navy ones?!

Depends on how much you want to humiliate your children. If you love them, then their happiness is worth whatever the price. If you cant afford it, you just need to get a better job.

He has, Donald Trump.

Children should be able to leave home at 14 and get everything paid for. Adults dont need any more help.

Sabrina Carpenter and any other pick me girl.

sounds reddity , lol.

Grace ??? What are you doing in here? 😂😂🙄

Are you my mate Alison's son?

If not, there must be something very wrong with education in the UK for two teens to get to 14 without realising that plastic melts; and she needs to apologise to her lad for calling him a fucking idiot.

Only the crap ones. I tolerate the nice ones. One tried to give me a detention for talking back once but I told him it was against freedom of speech and that he couldnt do anything. I was very proud of this but mum told me off for my attitude. I cant do anything. They just want me to say "yes sir no sir".

Can you confidently do the following-

Apply for, interview for and then obtain gainful employment?

Change a fuse or a plug?

Drive a car?

Stand in front of a large group of strangers and confidently give a presentation based on your own research?

Fix a leaking toilet?

Travel across the world on a very limited budget?

To be fair, the majority of adults can’t do this list.

Thats what parents are for. Ob. Vi. Ous. Ly.
I want to travel the world anyway. Lucy is thinking about being a digital nomad. I think Ill get a caravan and 3 dogs and we can travel about together. Lucy can make minecraft worlds. I dont know what Ill do yet but it will probably involve my electric guitar that mum says I never use but that' not my fault. It is downstairs which means I have to leave my room. Mum says I cant have it in my room because it will get broken in the mess. If I had it in my room there would be a reason to keep it tidy but she refuses to acknowledge this.

Did you know that when you are 21 you’ll be amazed by how much your parents have learned?

In the meantime keep going, it’s tough.

The world will have been destroyed by previous generations by then.

Im 63, should I go for euthanasia? Or have I got anything to offer the young other than public embarrassment?

I dont do kpop bruh. Why is your daughter fan girling them? That's so cringe.

Yeah, that was kind of the point! 😁

Where is the best place to go on holiday? Have you been away this summer?

My 17 year old says he knows more than me. He said this at 14 too. Does this mean he plateaued at 14, or do 17 year old know alls know more than 14 year old know alls?

follow up question- would a 17 year old know all beat a 14 year old know all in an arm wrestle?

It wasnt me. Mum or Dad must have planted it just so they could justify their stupid rule.

Can you tell me what goes through your mind when you have an empty wrapper or bottle or box in your hand, and you decide to set it back in the fridge or the cupboard?

If you get decent food to eat you wouldnt need to worry about it. There is never any food in the house. I know the cupboards are full of food I said I liked last week, but that was last week. Dont moan at me now I dont want to eat it.

Have you decided what you want for tea yet?