I am the real Father Christmas. AMA.

[SantaHoHoHo]

I am not as jolly as you think I am. I am underused most of the year, and overworked for a day. Totally underpaid. Fed up of being asked to work miracles, uphold traditions and spread joy. AMA.

Very strange thread please stop encouraging dellusion

Ok so I can't have any magic dust , or a clicky pen x pogo stick
Can I have slinky? I aways wanted one as a kid and still do but i also think my cat would like it too .

Strangely, that’s what my ex-wife says.

You clicked on a thread called ‘I am the real Father Christmas’ to tell me it’s strange? Cool 😎. Merry Christmas!

We’re at the panic buying stage now so who knows what you’re gonna get!

After eating all the mince pies, do you need statins to treat high cholesterol?

I assume you prefer alcohol to milk, but where do you stand on whisky vs sherry? And if the latter, dry or sweet?
Do carrots give the reindeer laminitis? Or do they need all the rich veggies they can get?

Thanks, Santa. You did well.

How long were you inside for last time?

Did you sign the sex offenders' register?