I just burnt my toast. AMA.

[Purplevioletsherbert]

I’m happy to share whatever insights might be helpful.

Did it set the smoke alarm off?

Under the grill or in a toaster?

Did you scrape the burnt bit off?

Was it with the toaster or the grill, and if the former, how did this come about?

What type of bread were you using? Did you cry?

Did you bin it and toast another slice?
how often do you wash your towels!

I might be making this up, but I think something about burnt toast is a stroke indicator? Are you feeling okay?

Hmm, is this a homemade sour dough situation or a Lidl thick toaster??

The difference is Important!

Do you see that face of Jesus on it? Or any other famous people?

Did you think you might be having a stroke before you realised?

Can you see the face of Jesus in it?

You just saved your own life apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pics or it didn't happen.

Why are you wasting electricity making toast instead of just having bread?
What about all the carbs?

Have you not heard of the energy crisis and obesity crisis?

Will no one think of the children?

Did you see Jesus image in the burnt toast?

Did you have to frantically wave a tea towel under the fire alarm in the hope of getting it to stop bleeping?

It did not, thankfully. Must have caught it just in time.

Grill, for far superior toast.

I absolutely did. If there was over half a load left I wouldn’t have, but rules are rules.

Tiger bread, the best bread there is. Didn’t cry, I was brave.

I persevered with the burnt toast, and wash towels on a Sunday, thanks so much for asking.

I have an ear infection so the pressure in my left ear has been fucked for about a week. Now lm scared I’m having a stroke. Boo.

Has a "concerned" neighbour rang the fire brigade yet?

Warburtons tiger bread!

Are you coping mentally? Hope you get through this tough time. Sending love.