I just burnt my toast. AMA.

[Purplevioletsherbert]

I’m happy to share whatever insights might be helpful.

I’ve just nipped to the shop for emergency chocolate and was tempted by a loaf of bread……there may be Bank Holiday toast tomorrow after all.

@Purplevioletsherbert
just checking in- had any toast over the weekend?

>>>> stands by with fire extinguisher, fire blanket, and scrapper knife <<<<

Will you have the honour of toasting failed politicians? (How often have we heard the phrase “Boris is toast”?)

Ooh I love gold burnt toast.

Should say cold lol

Solid lol at this thread. I absolutely hate the mansplainy arrogance of the AMA topic and have often wondered about the best way to skewer it.

was the bread homemade?

did you grow your own ancient grains and mill your (gluten free】 flour?

was it vegan/cruelty free/additive free/wild farmed?

will you eat it with a mumsnet massive salad?

I will put most things on toast but SALAD ! e'gods

OP, I know what you REALLY mean. You set fire to a branch of a well-known clothes shop. 🕵️‍♀️ Don't you know that arson is very bad? I should turn yourself in to the local nick, ASAP. Its very un-Mumsnetty.

Shush. Keep it on the down low for goodness sake?!

Obviously yes to all of the above. What kind of a heathen do you think I am?!

An saving the rest for day 12 of the roast chicken.

Clearly I am failing if I haven’t mansplained burnt toast to you, that was my intention all along!

I can neither confirm or deny.

A total of three slices in a 48 hour period. None burnt. I’ve learnt my lesson.

just checking.

lots of fakes on here. the other day someone posted about using oxo cubes. I fainted clean off, thankfully I was near a chaise longue

I'm sorry but H4 is making an attempt at burnt..

Its not burnt burnt.

My MIL doesn't understand why I want my toast cold before I butter it.

I am divorcing her son. It's the only solution.

We all know you weren't making toast for your DS, but your DSS. You shouldn't try and be his mother, he has one of his own. How dare you try and parent.

You should know you're in the wrong.

Even if he likes his toast burnt.

But his bio mum is just soooo nasty, I know this for certain. Because DP told me all about her and he has no reason to lie.

Its ok. Embrace your toast burnyness, its part of who you really are.

Even if the toast is perfect other times, that's part of our inner paradigm of existentialism.