I just burnt my toast. AMA.

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I’m happy to share whatever insights might be helpful.

I stand by my choices. Crunchy too.

I’d log it with 101 if I were you.

Sorry, see attached.

Excellent suggestion!

OMG. Triggered! 😱

Leave the bastard grill

I was thinking 111. Thoughts and prayers op.

I think you should ask for this thread to be deleted. It’s very outing

This thread is making me laugh SO MUCH 🤣 I have no witty comments to make but very much enjoying all contributions.

I knew someone would be along to say this, FFS the grill does ONE BAD THING and it’s “leave the grill”. Forgetting about all the delicious toast in the past, as well as the burgers, the bacon, even finishing off an omelette. Don’t judge the grill based on one incident, he’s a good hard working grill.

I really appreciate this. Unmumsnetty hugs xxx

Hope the Daily Fail doesn’t pick it up, can you imagine?!

😁

Have you left burnt flecks of toast in the butter? if so yabu and would be a red flag for me

Was this (deep breath) white bread from a plastic bag?

I actually like a bit of burned toast so if you could come round to mine and make me some please I'd be very grateful- north west based. TIA HUN

Maybe but I’m also the only person to eat the butter so 🤷‍♀️

COL crisis babes xx

On my way hun!

How did it rate against this diagram?
https://imgur.com/gallery/itlZLgb

It’s definitely your DHs fault, I know it’s not a question but there are some serious red flags so you’re better off without him

I just had the most delicious toast made from Posh Farm Shop tin loaf, loaded with butter and Longley Farm cottage cheese, browned under the grill (not burnt, I am careful).

I’m that MNer type who just wants to brag on someone else’s trauma thread. Soz.

I’d say a solid H4.

Four (cane strokes) with the dressing gown on, or three with it off?

Roald Dahl states that at boarding school, it was traditional for "Boazers" (prefects) to ask this question, when one of the "fags" (younger pupils) failed in their duties, such as burning toast, by holding the toasting fork too close to the fire.