message to anti trans hate speakers

[ElliePhantW33]

I know it's hard to tell how mixed up you feel
Hoping what you need is behind every door
Each time you get hurt, I don't want you to change
Because everyone has hopes, you're human after all
The feeling sometimes, wishing you were someone else
Feeling as though you never belong
This feeling is not sadness, this feeling is not joy
I truly understand. Please, don't cry now

Please don't go, I want you to stay
I'm begging you please, please don't leave here
I don't want you to hate
For all the hurt that you feel
The world is just illusion, trying to change you

People who in normal times,
Don't read poetry or rhymes,
Will under stress, revert to verse,
And commit linguistic crimes.

@DancelikeEmmaGoldman it's a song not poetry

We usually prefer rationality and reasoned argument here.

What’s the tune? The Locomotion?

What the duck?

Ahhh, a song you say? Now it makes sense.....

Enormous, Mendacious, Disembodied Anus is sung to the tune of Kokomo.

The locomotion 😂

What fresh hell is this?

A Vogon/TRA alliance?

So glad the night sweats woke me up for this thread

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody.

True. So profoundly true...

Ah. It's been a while since I've had the opportunity

Enjoy!

Enormous, mendacious, disembodied anus
You rectum, fifth column, objectively pro-Saddam
Half-Swedish, pro-moorish, deceptive chocolate starfish
On the internets
There are lying assholes
And they say I said all these things I never said at all
Dead body in the sand
If his mom don’t like it she’s a “media whore”
Hey don’t you dare get mad
It’s just a metaphor!
You lying asshole
CHORUS
Ooo I really hate those lying assholes
They say I’m all talk
Because I won’t go to the recruiter
That’s cuz I’m fighting on my computer!
Lying assholes
Nine eleven, a little slice of heaven
Guantanimo Bay
Is a luxurious get-away
Eat lemon chicken in the Sun all day
They call me a wingnut
Because my party bashes faggots
I’ve got an answer for that:
Michael Moore is fat
Lying asshole
CHORUS

The Black Lace Ceiling is evident tonight.

I'm TOTALLY confused. Is this a British thing? :)

This was from the Editors on the Poorman blog not so long ago during the Bush administration when we thought he was going to set the world on fire just to watch it burn.

Battleax
What fresh hell is this?

I love this comment, like you woke up to, rather than from, a nightmare

Literally. Dying. At the Vogon pomes.
Dead.

literally

Not Erasure, of course. I think I actually wore out my tape of The Innocents.

Whatever is that absolute pile of s* song/ verse it's utterly unintelligible

Who or what are anti trans hate speakers?

@thebewilderness
Gotcha! Thank you for that.

But what is this whole thread?

I just wiki'd and 'What Fresh Hell Is this' is a quote of Dorothy Parker

She also wrote this:

"I thought that was going to be a good song, too, and then they went and rhymed “time” and “Rhine,” and spoiled everything"

I don't know George
'Tis a challenging thread