message to anti trans hate speakers

[ElliePhantW33]

I know it's hard to tell how mixed up you feel
Hoping what you need is behind every door
Each time you get hurt, I don't want you to change
Because everyone has hopes, you're human after all
The feeling sometimes, wishing you were someone else
Feeling as though you never belong
This feeling is not sadness, this feeling is not joy
I truly understand. Please, don't cry now

Please don't go, I want you to stay
I'm begging you please, please don't leave here
I don't want you to hate
For all the hurt that you feel
The world is just illusion, trying to change you

I got new rulz I got them do do do do

1. Don't misgender me, you know I'll accuse you of all sorts of bigotry
2. Don't answer me, you know I'm filled with rage and mysogny

3.Dont have your say, you know I'll come out at night and be gone in the morning

I got new rulz I got them do do do do

I'm down with the kidz

Last bit

'And if you dare to say, I ain't allowed in a lav with the new GRA, I will seriously, ramp up the my-so-gy-ny

I got new rulz I got them do do do do

A Vogon/TRA alliance?

@battleax

Thanks for putting a smile on my face on a bad morning! Sadly it is most definitely not school holidays yet!

Absolutely love this, from the uncapitalised title to the Dorothy Parker quotes.

Self-absorbed amateur emo shit v witty clever woman.

Not a bot then? I assumed it was. Someone really has nothing better to do than sign up for a website and start spouting?

Jesus, when I was at school (and all eager, shiny) I was composing poetry and sending it into Spare Rib (it was rubbish so never published but at least it was a hobby).

I love you all. This is hilarious

Exellent a poetry slam certainly makes a change. Though was all ready for the footy match the other day. I am liking the new and creative ways we are facing off.

Ah, good morning! Do I read correctly that OP has appropriated a woman's experience to attack us? What a surprising MO! Where would they get such an original idea?

I read last night that they variously are a man with a vagina, have serious mental health issues, a history of being abused and their daughter is MtF. A goady fantasist warms the heart, no?

I try to keep these words in mind whenever I open these sorts of threads:

"Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at the King, the King, the King! The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether It's altogether the very least the King has ever worn"

Enjoy the crackles:

Plagiarism or Appropriation?

I know it’s hard for men
Just so traumatic when
A section of society
Refusing their propriety
Has something for themselves.

Loving Danny Kaye

I just want you to know, op that I now have ‘Billy don’t be a Hero’ going round and round my head. Not even Black Lace - Paper Lace. But I bear no ill will. Peace and love. Don’t be a fool with your life.

prettyuseful I was just about to post the very same song

What are the chances of that?

The woo is all around us

Me and Mary Jane, got a thing going on, going on...

Anti trans hate speakers

No no no. You need punctuation or else we are in one of dear old Will’s ‘sigh no more ladies’ situations.

Anti-trans hate speakers
Anti-trans hate-speakers
Anti trans-hate speaker
Anti trans hate-speakers
Anti trans ‘hate speakers’

Words... don’t come eaaaasy to meeeeee...

I saw a sign in the window of the Gap this morning.

It said ‘SALE women’s dresses’

It hurt. I wept.

Vogon/TRA alliance

I think the Guide may need to be re written...

“Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe.
The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.
The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.”

There is a Vogon poetry generator on the BBC website somewhere. It’s very good

I've always loved the Kinks. I'm particularly fond of Lola, and this lyric:

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola

I'm TOTALLY confused. Is this a British thing?

George this thread is, in a nutshell, why the British are resistant to extreme ideologies. We will irreverently take the piss out of anything we deem ridiculous or pompous. We don’t swallow it. We allow them, as long as they are suitably wing-clipped but we don’t pander to kings, religions or people whose stance is incoherent and ridiculous.

We have a long, glorious tradition of Taking The Piss as a form of political, religious and social protest, from Hogarth all the way to spitting image, Have I Got News For You, Father Ted, the thick of it and Brass Eye.

British humour is unique, and an excellent form of innoculation against misuse of power.

Oooh!

Are we having a sing along? Because I’ve got this stuck in my head all the time at the moment:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8

‘We are living, in a material world and I am a material girl’

Oh thanks for that Danny Kaye track. It's been years....

"The King is in The Altogether"

Who is going to take that username first?

I now have noted that this is the first own goal of the World Cup, and the scorer didn't even need to set foot on a pitch. Perhaps we need to keep count?

You must post a link to Vogon poetry generator. Making up Vogon poetry is my ear worm of the day.