message to anti trans hate speakers

[ElliePhantW33]

I know it's hard to tell how mixed up you feel
Hoping what you need is behind every door
Each time you get hurt, I don't want you to change
Because everyone has hopes, you're human after all
The feeling sometimes, wishing you were someone else
Feeling as though you never belong
This feeling is not sadness, this feeling is not joy
I truly understand. Please, don't cry now

Please don't go, I want you to stay
I'm begging you please, please don't leave here
I don't want you to hate
For all the hurt that you feel
The world is just illusion, trying to change you

Haha!

We need a limerick for Leedsettes.

Leedsettes?

@Prawnofthepatriarchy, medical exam proves nothing because an active teen can lose her hymen easily without having sex. Your school were assholes.

Errol
Celery by Nash, short and sweet. I like it

Here is the celery remix, note the poetic apostrophes

Testosterone raw
Develops the jaw
Testosterone block'd
Most people are shock'd
At halting fertility
Achieving sterility
Gunpowder, treason and plot.

Last line a bit shit. Apt but shit.

It's all about you, (its all about you)
Its all about you baby, (its all about)
It's all about you, (its all about you)
It's all about you,

Those from the University of Leeds.

Gunpowder, treason and plot.

How about gender, Twitter and plot?

Testosterone leaves it's mark
The shadow on the psyche is dark.
But females prefer to keep theirs low
It helps to keep that 'oestrogen glow'
With monthly, fiercesome energies rising
Makes it all the more surprising
And yet those males will never, ever get to know.

I want what you are
It's just me, I'm hot never cold
I can rock it anyway that I choose
I'm so good (Oh yeah)
I make up all the rules

It's all about me
It's all about me (Oh yeah)
Me, myself and I
It's all about me
It's all about me [You know it's all about me]
It's all about me, me, me me me
Everybody knows i'm [redacted] [You know it's all about me]
it's all about me

Muh-muh-muh Twitter I have 10 million friends
Tuh-tuh-tuh follow me, BFF 'til the end!
Puh-puh-puh page me on your instagram and press send
Diva what? Diva who? Diva where?
That's me!
Duh-duh-duh download all my crazy new hooks
Uh-uh-uh upload all my video looks
So buy my ringtone, fashion line and cook books
Diva what? Diva who? Diva where?

TerfsUp
That's perfect yay!

You know it's all about me, I'm a specialty
You know it's all about me, I'm a anomile

My pleasure, sciencelogic!

Pam Ayres is on tour this year
What a great way to earn a living.

I cook you dinner
I wash your clothes
Baby, hell no
That's not the way it goes
It's all about us women tonight

Tonight it's 'bout me, me, me, me, me
Forget about you, you, you, you ,you
So what you gonna do, do, do, do, do?
Are you gonna get it up?
Get it up

The Ego Has Landed:

The character who fits this trope seems to think that the world ought to revolve around them and their every little whim, and is ready to walk all over other people in order to get what they want. This character expects others to wait upon them hand and foot, make way for them on the sidewalk or let them cut ahead in line, help them first even if there are other people in greater need, and sacrifice their own best interests for whatever he or she demands. They don't care about how their actions might harm other people, yet display Moral Myopia when someone else does something to harm or inconvenience them.

I feel the great bard, Carly Simon describes OP rather well.

You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Oh, you had me several years ago
When I was still naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Well I hear you went to Saratoga
And your horse, naturally, won
Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend,
Wife of a close friend, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Have we had -

Mrs Icarus

By Carol Ann Duffy

I’m not the first or the last
to stand on a hillock,
watching the man she married
prove to the world
he’s a total, utter, absolute, Grade A pillock.

Hahaha! I did not know Carol Ann Duffy had met my ex

Listen all you people, come gather round,
Gotta get me a game plan, gonna shake you to the ground.
Just give me what I know is mine,
People do your hear me, just give me the sign.
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth,
Here's to the future and the dreams of youth.
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now.

I see the World's Wife got a mention upthread though. Can I re-recommend it. She's fab.

Icarus should get the Darwin Award for science that went disastrously wrong.

Bears, swans, bees and babies

Females with their young
Are the fiercest of them all
Don't underestimate their ire
When under attack
They'll never draw back
They'll unleash all their energy with fire
This has to be true
Cos here we have you
And you came from your mother's desire.

The student handmaidens of Leeds
Fulfilled all the TRAs' needs.
'Til they realised that "cis"
Was taking the piss
Thanks to GC Twitter feeds.