The Bayside Diner: Home and Away fans gather here!

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

A shiny new thread, yah flaming galahs - can't believe we filled up another one!

[AGnu]

Yay! I always wanted to visit the diner. I'll have a milkshake please, but I'll only take a sip before some drama causes me to abandon it in a hurry.

[PrincessScarlett]

I'm another one not feeling the Robbo love. He looks OK if you squint but on closer inspection his teeth and eyes don't fit his face. I think we have been spoiled in the past and the current eye candy just isn't up to scratch.

[SleepingStandingUp]

Can I have a coffee please! And a burger

[PrincessScarlett]

If you are lucky Leah will give you some life advice or let you be the subject of her next vlog.

[SleepingStandingUp]

NOOOOO I'm gonna move into Irene's

[Fortheloveofscience]

Just checking in! Not sure I’d be a natural diner customer, far too much prying when they could just take orders.

My hatred of John Palmer is continuing unabated. I’m hoping their next storyline is that Maz realises she’s far too good for him and finds someone who isn’t a pompous, stingy grump on a power trip. Though I can’t decide what age bracket to put her in since she’s been matched with both John and Sid the doctor. Is she older than Leah and Roo?

[PrincessScarlett]

The trouble with moving into Irene's is that you would have to put up with Jasmine AND Willow. I'm amazed that Irene has put up with them for so long.

[ChoccyJules]

I want a van. Actually I want the flat above the diner but without hair advert guy. Robbo can stay...
But yeah, a van would be fine. With the obligatory deckchairs for me to have a tinny and watch the firepit.

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

Sorry, Choccy. After realising that there was no earthly reason for me to be STILL freeloading at Alf's when my house burned down about five years ago and her I am still living with a guy who is no relation to me whatsoever, I'm having the flat above the diner. Hair guy is moving out to be with shiny woman, I hope.

How anyone lives with Willow and Jasmine, I have no idea.

[costacoffeecup]

Imagine my glee when I accidentally caught a bit of Hollyoaks the other day - and Dr Nate was on!

[SleepingStandingUp]

Is he less annoying in Hollyoaks? Cos he's hot 🤣 but he always seemed so stuck up his own bum. It's like Mark Brennan, gorgeous but dude shut up.

OK, I have a confession. I recently took up surfing and I'm hanging around the surf shop lots because I'm hoping Pa Astoni will give me lessons. I have a crush. I'm temping at the scho teaching 4 subjects with the qualifications so it's a bit awkward when he swans in just to see Ma Astoni but my Lust is true. Please don't tell any one.

[SleepingStandingUp]

We kicked Willow out. I can coep with Jas.

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

Sleeping - glad to hear you're temping at the school. I often wonder how Maggie and Roo manage to teach all the classes and all the subjects between them.

Don't forget to buy a gelato and a juice while you're stalking Ben hanging out at the surf club, just to prove to John Palmer that having the surfboard business there DOES increase trade.

[CurbsideProphet]

Completely agree about John Flaming Palmer

Leah sold her half of the diner to achieve her dream of being a youth worker and now spends her days working at the diner in between writing her hugely successful blog

I'm expecting a custody battle over over the frozen embryos before Robbo drives off into the sunset.

[SleepingStandingUp]

Surely he could just get Jas pregnant the old fashioned way!

[CurbsideProphet]

Maybe that's next - pregnant Jasmine, heartbroken Tori. The entire town will have to take sides, obviously.

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

Don't worry: everyone can vlog about it and be miraculously reconciled.

[SleepingStandingUp]

And it'll take the heat of mine and Ben's romp in the smoothie bar

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

In or ON the smoothie bar?

[SleepingStandingUp]

On, how do you think those apples got so squashed 😉

It does occur to me that picking Ben Astoni and Shane Rebecchi makes me of a certain age. I'm getting old.

[qazxc]

John is concerned about the over-commercialisation of the surf club?
I think that ship has sailed as the building holds 3 businesses.
Also would it not make more sense to have a surf shop in a surf club than a restaurant/juice bar or gym.

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yeah I did think that

[qazxc]

Also I bagsy Dean.

[AGnu]

You can't qazxc. He's mine.