The Bayside Diner: Home and Away fans gather here!

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A shiny new thread, yah flaming galahs - can't believe we filled up another one!

Also a Summer Bay Cult rule-break... they showed Mackenzie having a life and friends prior to arriving in the Bay!! Tut tut. That evidence needs to be zapped pronto, and she’ll be reporting to Alf for instant brainwashing on the Blaxland reprogramming vessel ASAP!!

I foresee a CBD vlog.....

But why would Lancelot wait for the wedding? Why now? He's always known where Robster lived. And he has to marry Tori and make more babies with her and and and!!!!!

I'm pregnant and I've already cried twice today and if it's Lancelot I'm blaming Fi

🤗 blame away I’ve always thought Lance is too weedy to be a Fed

I’ve only foookin done it, took typing hyphens in to notes, deleting half, typing one again and copying and pasting, but totally worth it for the comedy value and satisfaction of strike through

Oh it worked 🤗

Hurrah 👏

I can't remember properly what happened with Dylan. Was he Kat's ex who came along to try to win her back, but was also a dodgy copper? Or was he a good copper trying to discover who the dodgy coppers were?

No Dylan Carter was completely dodgy and a wife beater too. He was abusive to Kat when they were together.

Actually, seeing as Jasmine caused the crash that killed Kat, wouldn't it be a delightful unexpected twist if Jasmine was dodgy and therefore killed Kat and is undercover for Dylan Carter to get Robbo.

Not sure her acting skills could pull that off though!

@Fi1982 so happy for you

Haha to Jazzy being the undercover baddy all this time.

@PrincessScarlett omg the best plot twist ever 👏 fingers crossed for a huge reveal soon, but #pleasedontletitbelovelylancelot

#SaveSirLancelot

starburst8 I think it's Scott too.

It would be great if Jasmine was in on it. Would explain why she told Robbo she has no family.

But...but...Scott is hot!

Stick with ugly villains like the dude on the random beach with the snake tattoo, so I don't have to care when they come to a horrible end.

haha yeah why Jazzy has no friends or family, rocked up randomly in the Bay and never left, got Kat killed, wouldn't give up on trying to make Robbo fall for her

Can you imagine if it was Jazzy Jeff? That would be an epic plot twist and I don't think home and away has managed to pull that off yet.

On another note.. Colby posted a pic on his insta with Andy (think that's the name.. Josh's brother) 😮

Yeah i think our plot twist might be beyond the scope of the script writers

That would be an amazing twist! Imagine if the reason Jazzy J has been a 2D blandhead all this time is because she’s been secretly holding in this batshit psycho personality. Maybe they could show her changing after a shower or something, and reveal the Ouroboros tattoo on her body with the patented H&A doomful music over the top!

Starburst Colby is buddies with Andy, Matt and Dean in real life, plus I think Matt and Evie might be together in real life judging by Alec Snow’s Instagram... I really need to get a life soon, I’m nearly 38 🙈 must stop falling down weird H&A Insta rabbit holes and pick up some Rushdie or some shit 😁

@fi I knew he was friends with Matt as he shows up quite often on his insta. Last time I looked matt and Evie were still together.
Haha 😂

Also a Summer Bay Cult rule-break... they showed Mackenzie having a life and friends prior to arriving in the Bay!!

Nope, it's fine - she's obviously cut all contact with them. She did pop to see her mum when there was all the drama with her dad but I suspect that'll be the last time we hear about her. Sometimes they have to ease new recruits in so their previous loved ones don't get suspicious. Quick visit back to her mum to say "I'm getting to know my brother" & her mum can pass that on to any concerned old friends. They'll all think that giving her space is the right thing to do & before they know it, it's been years without any contact & they'll wonder what happened to her. The mum will probably die in a car crash or something if she doesn't let her go.

I think Matt and Evie are just good friends IRL rather than dating - he looks like he spends more time with Colby on his instagram 😂

I go on honeymoon next Monday so I really need this Robbo storyline to be resolved by then.

It'll still be going on when you celebrate your anniversary.