The Bluestocking: home of the ice-cold Mojito foot-bath

[MarieDeGournay]

Welcome all to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, where food and drink are free as in gluten free, calorie free, alcohol free - but still delicious. And free free too, of course.
Served by highly professional staff who are gerbils.

The Bluestocking Ice-Cold Mojito Foot-bath kept us deliciously cool through the heatwave. Come and join us, in case there's another one🌞

I spent about a month eating chip butties after that! I'd forgotten how much I love a decent chip buttie!

Yeah, that kinda works. Apart from the only green stuff that I eat is sprouts and asparagus and they really wouldn't work. Also, I don't have the appetite that I used to have so I would struggle to eat a third one if I added chips.

She could detox at mine. I don't own a single bottle.

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Hello! I'm coming back back back and my friends are thinking about it too .... this mojito is dee-licious ... come on back all you androids and cakes and Beetles ... all you swashbuckling pirates and delightful little hedgehogs ... it's Summertime!

I finished the blanket, Boily!

Kitty stole it back for me while you were in the crate.

It’s gone off to its destination but if my aunt doesn’t appreciate it properly, you have first dibs.

Whoop! I was a bit late to the party ... but IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL

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Helooo inky i want some surreality with ice and a slice gerbils to share

I'm currently at your aunt's house. It's wonderful 😍

(Why have I grown whiskers?)

That would be the effect of eating mushy peas.

How did you see that from your incarceration in a shed HUH? HUH? HUH?

Oh that's sad. I love Penelope Keith and I'm very sad she has died. She does a terrific job narrating the Agatha Raisin books if anyone's interested.

I'm making a little memory table with all things English and delightful. Do come along and partake of English tea. You may wear the posh hat if you wish.

That’s lovely, @inkymoose.

Yes i was sad, the skit where she got pissed and cried because she had no sense of humour was pretty funny

Nipped out to the tempest thread, back, apparently nobody knows who is funding the case, and Reddit are deathly quiet and not mentioned the case.

It’s “silence of the trans”

Hello Hedgie! That's a brilliant request and I have ordered it for you

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I was thinking of a pretend outing game but it is getting a bit late.

but i will start it off.

Marie is the ex lover of Germaine Greer, she visits her in her care home and is off on holiday with her pretending she is having building works.

Android is Naomi Cunningham, and disappears when a case calls.

Thank you for the heads up, @MarieDeGournay - much obliged.

Did someone call me?

Woooohooo hello android

Alas! Android wishes she had Naomi's intellect, confidence & ability to wear her hair short.

RIP Penelope.
The presence of tunnocks means the logic has to be things that are English and also other things that are delightful doesn’t it, not ‘things that are English and delightful’.

Good to see you back though! And android too.

Fibber Naomi

@ifIwerenotanandroid I know i am right because you take things apart and dissect them whilst still alive.