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The Bluestocking women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!

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lcakethereforeIam · 20/03/2026 12:24

Welcome to the Bluestocking women's pub. Men are directed to the Staunch Ally just down the road. Otherwise all are welcome. Pull up a chair, give your order to the Wait Gerbil or the Gerbil behind the bar.

Don't forget to name change if you wish to.

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PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 17:20

I showed Eldest the beaver clip because it was an excuse for me to watch it again.

MarieDeGournay · 26/03/2026 17:27

ErrolTheDragon · 26/03/2026 16:39

I’ve just got home from day out and catching up with a brew and R4 in the background. Just as I got to this post, someone introducing Inside Science said “…and I’ve got beavers”.
They’re doing space science at the moment.

Beavers in space??

It's spooky when that happens isn't it, reading a word just as it's said on the TV or radio😦

ErrolTheDragon · 26/03/2026 17:32

MarieDeGournay · 26/03/2026 17:27

Beavers in space??

It's spooky when that happens isn't it, reading a word just as it's said on the TV or radio😦

Two different pieces separated by people at CERN taking a few dozen antiprotons for a ride around in a truck.

The beaver piece included possibly the most sensible of Boris Johnson’s utterances which was, if I heard correctly ‘Build up beavers’.

NotAtMyAge · 26/03/2026 17:32

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 17:20

I showed Eldest the beaver clip because it was an excuse for me to watch it again.

You need an excuse??? 😉I've watched it twice already and that may not be the end...

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 17:43

That beaver clip has just restored some of my faith in humanity. Adorable... And we definitely need a Simone the Beaver.

My usual please bar gerbil. Keep them coming.

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Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 17:46

ErrolTheDragon · 26/03/2026 17:32

Two different pieces separated by people at CERN taking a few dozen antiprotons for a ride around in a truck.

The beaver piece included possibly the most sensible of Boris Johnson’s utterances which was, if I heard correctly ‘Build up beavers’.

Do you think the antiprotons enjoyed their excursion?

ErrolTheDragon · 26/03/2026 17:48

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 17:46

Do you think the antiprotons enjoyed their excursion?

I rather think the aim of the exercise was to keep them nicely calm and contained!😂

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 17:53

ErrolTheDragon · 26/03/2026 17:48

I rather think the aim of the exercise was to keep them nicely calm and contained!😂

That's just dull. I think we should have some antiprotons at the Bluey. They can be called Angela, Adriana, Alice and Annabelle.

JanesLittleGirl · 26/03/2026 18:10

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 17:53

That's just dull. I think we should have some antiprotons at the Bluey. They can be called Angela, Adriana, Alice and Annabelle.

And you don't think that @ifIwerenotanandroid doesn't already have a couple of boxes of antiprotons in her lab?

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 18:13

JanesLittleGirl · 26/03/2026 18:10

And you don't think that @ifIwerenotanandroid doesn't already have a couple of boxes of antiprotons in her lab?

Excellent point. Go on then Android, what are your antiprotons called?

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 18:22

Having no oven, we've been compelled to collect pizzas from the nice Italian place a couple of miles away.

Compelled, I tell you.

Boiledbeetle · 26/03/2026 18:30

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 18:22

Having no oven, we've been compelled to collect pizzas from the nice Italian place a couple of miles away.

Compelled, I tell you.

As a non oven owner of many years...

Liar liar pants on fire.

Plus you've got an air fryer!

Give me a slice and I'll pretend you were compelled.

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 18:30

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 18:22

Having no oven, we've been compelled to collect pizzas from the nice Italian place a couple of miles away.

Compelled, I tell you.

Thoughts and prayers, Pasta, thoughts and prayers. FlowersFlowers

EdithStourton · 26/03/2026 18:59

I read 'antiprotons' as 'antipodeans' and imaged a load of Aussies being given a tour, complete with sound effects ('Strewth! Fair dinkum, but anyone got a tinny?')

I said the tractoring had got less frenetic. I was wrong. On my afternoon walk with B&B, at one point I could see five tractors (3 JDs, 2 MFs), and could hear another tractor behind me. The pack of 5 were attended by a loader, a maintenance van and a couple of fuel bowsers. Spuds going in. I had a chat to one of the blokes.

Further on I had a long chat to a dog-walking buddy, who is always happy to take pheasants in season if I have a brace spare. I told him about the spud-planting, he informed me where onions would be going in, and we had a long discussion about the ethics of scrumping vs gleaning.

Tractor pic for all tractor fans.

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 19:13

I got to see the local Valtra today, Edith, as it was going about its business. Black, very classy.

MarieDeGournay · 26/03/2026 19:21

EdithStourton · 26/03/2026 18:59

I read 'antiprotons' as 'antipodeans' and imaged a load of Aussies being given a tour, complete with sound effects ('Strewth! Fair dinkum, but anyone got a tinny?')

I said the tractoring had got less frenetic. I was wrong. On my afternoon walk with B&B, at one point I could see five tractors (3 JDs, 2 MFs), and could hear another tractor behind me. The pack of 5 were attended by a loader, a maintenance van and a couple of fuel bowsers. Spuds going in. I had a chat to one of the blokes.

Further on I had a long chat to a dog-walking buddy, who is always happy to take pheasants in season if I have a brace spare. I told him about the spud-planting, he informed me where onions would be going in, and we had a long discussion about the ethics of scrumping vs gleaning.

Tractor pic for all tractor fans.

That is a beautiful photo, and I speak as someone who is agnostic about tractors...

Agnostic the Antiproton! And Anabaptist! and Anachronism!..

knittedsloth · 26/03/2026 19:23

Britinme · 26/03/2026 00:06

If we fancy another cute mammal in our pub there is an adorable baby beaver here: https://x.com/itsme_urstruly/status/2036895520120332308?s=46

aaaaaaawwww !

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 19:26

Boiledbeetle · 26/03/2026 18:30

As a non oven owner of many years...

Liar liar pants on fire.

Plus you've got an air fryer!

Give me a slice and I'll pretend you were compelled.

I don't use the air fryer, that's Mr Pasta's kitchen toy. But as I'd a big bowl of homemade pesto we could completely have made dinner.

But we're fed up (just blew a lot of money on the new oven) and my knee is being an absolute bastard. So bugger it, fancied a nice pizza and ordered it.

Britinme · 26/03/2026 19:35

Sounds like a set of good reasons to me, @PastaAllaNorma

Boiledbeetle · 26/03/2026 19:44

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 19:26

I don't use the air fryer, that's Mr Pasta's kitchen toy. But as I'd a big bowl of homemade pesto we could completely have made dinner.

But we're fed up (just blew a lot of money on the new oven) and my knee is being an absolute bastard. So bugger it, fancied a nice pizza and ordered it.

Don't blame you.

<puts on best mooching face>
<looks forelornly at the slice left in the box from my position outside with my nose pressed against your window>

Boiledbeetle · 26/03/2026 19:44

Woohoo

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/03/2026 19:56

Magpiecomplex · 26/03/2026 18:13

Excellent point. Go on then Android, what are your antiprotons called?

I don't have any antiprotons, but I have antipasti, a beaver & no manners.

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
Boiledbeetle · 26/03/2026 19:59

ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/03/2026 19:56

I don't have any antiprotons, but I have antipasti, a beaver & no manners.

I'm not even going to bother mooching.

mine!

mine!

mine!

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/03/2026 20:05

Come back with that meat, you blightery beetle!

PastaAllaNorma · 26/03/2026 20:09

Boiledbeetle · 26/03/2026 19:44

Don't blame you.

<puts on best mooching face>
<looks forelornly at the slice left in the box from my position outside with my nose pressed against your window>

Edited

I only ate half, so bob over, Beetle, and we'll share the other 4 slices.

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