The Bluestocking women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!

[lcakethereforeIam]

Welcome to the Bluestocking women's pub. Men are directed to the Staunch Ally just down the road. Otherwise all are welcome. Pull up a chair, give your order to the Wait Gerbil or the Gerbil behind the bar.

Don't forget to name change if you wish to.

Well I have clearly chosen a fabulous time to pop back to the Bluestocking after some time away! The usual marvellous pro tractor chat...

....err what do you mean you're all packing up to go to the next thread??

I still manage to get lost in my local one.

Excellent!

I don't know how to lock up round here...Is there a designated gerbil?

Hey, great to see you! Could you give me a lift to the new thread, please? My transporter's stopped working.

No, you can lock up if you like.

Aaaaaaargh! I. Do. Not. Like. Responsibility.

Come and play on the slide, let someone else do the boring bits.

As long as whoever does post 1000 remembers at the bare minimum to put a link to the new thread all is good.

Of course an image depicting one of us actually locking up, usually with Tunnock's in hand, whilst nice is not obligatory.

What, like this?

Phew! So we just need a link now? I still haven't figured out how to tell which post is the 1000th.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5511826-the-bluestocking-to-the-moon-and-back-gerbil-style?reply=151458502

It's here.

Number of current posts is at the top of the page, plus as soon as you post the 1000th post it tells you the thread is not accepting new messages, so then if you do end up last you just pick the edit post option and stick the link in!

Great minds think alike.

We should never have got divorced.

Aha! Thank you!

I had a vague notion that possibly only paid accounts could see the numbers...

We really should.

Love you, though.

Wheeeee!

I have no idea how I managed to miss that.

Too much gin, probably.

<loads up backpack with secret Tunnock's stash>

<Makes a dash for the exit so I don't have to lock up.>

Toodles x

The numbers, I mean. Not the slide...

Meeeee toooooo!

the AI is making up a lot of stuff on its own these days

Wait for me!

I forgot it was at the top of the page. And I don't even drink gin.

<Remembers other secret secret stash of Tunnocks>

<sneaks back in through kitchen door>

<and back out>

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5511826-the-bluestocking-to-the-moon-and-back-gerbil-style

Oh! I've got the key!