The Bluestocking: All You Need to Know About Risk Assessments, Jazz Hands, Battenberg and Sourdough (But Were Afraid to Ask) - and gerbils. Lots and lots of gerbils.

[MyrtleLion]

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the perfectly overblown, gloriously chaotic all-women’s pub where you can have a bit of a lie down if you need it.

Expect serious debates on musicals, cake and knitting, and whimsical musings on women’s rights and why the world’s on fire (again), all under the calm supervision of our support staff: gerbils, capybaras, and the occasional quokka on secondment.

The alcohol won’t get you drunk, the pastries won’t make you fat, but the conversation will digress, and that’s the point.

Remember to namechange before posting if you’re sometimes someone else.

Feel free! Or subcontract to a doge, whichever suits.

That would be lovely, particularly as you have introduced the Blue Stocking to bobotie which is wonderful..💙

Christmas stockings finished. There's a Blue Stocking.

I think there should also be a bibotie with the bobitie.

🎶..put them together and see what you've got, bibotie bobitie bop
😄

Here you go, peeps:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5452104-the-bluestocking-its-the-season-of-mulled-wine-conversations-about-pineapple-and-of-course-gerbils-confused-you-will-be

The buses will be here shortly.

The gerbils need to find Boily's stash, and not eat it. There are plenty of tasty gerbil snacks on the buses. And the thread is not far...

I'll get Giant Wombat on her way.

She's opted for a new transport method this time.

Hey, Wombat, may I have a lift please?

All aboard, Fuzzy!

Ah, a feminist update of a classic - Ben Her?

i’d better keep my distance, if I sneeze it could become Chariots of Fire.

This is a very exciting ride. It's not really what I'd expect from our rather morose Wombat. She has hidden depths.

She only looks morose - actually she’s spirited!
(I’ll get my coat…good thing I was on my way out anyway)

I have been looking for my horse, (with no name) for threads and threads and threads…………..

Android: So I just got back, Germolene. Drinks for everyone!
Germolene: They've gone!

Cheap round, Android, don't complain!

Well, if you will let it go free, what do you expect?

Room for a small one?

Woo.hoo.... hop up, Cake.

Sure!

Nice icing.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5452104-the-bluestocking-its-the-season-of-mulled-wine-conversations-about-pineapple-and-of-course-gerbils-confused-you-will-be
Last call, ladies and rodents. The buses will depart very shortly.

Everyone got everything?

Ooh, this is exciting. Not done this before!