I've just realised, thanks to you@TheignT, that I'm not a man - also 4 children but I DO have a photo of me on the maternity ward - phew!
(I can't quite remember how now, since it was a long time ago, but a photo of me with my firstborn appeared in the local paper. My lips were massive thanks to the gas and air tube, my hair was all over the shop, and I looked absolutely fucking knackered! Which, tbf, I was).