The Bluestocking - where Spring has sprung and the grass is riz.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Welcome all. Can the gerbils please ensure that all the Tunnocks products are safely stowed in the capacious larder, and perhaps the quokkas could be responsible for counting everyone onto the bus and back off at the new thread - many thanks!

Those are cute (& free of calories & sugar-effects). I got these.

#3 is a bit worrying.

Thanks! I asked the AI to put flames coming out of ALL my fingers, but apparently that was an 'unsafe image'.🙄

To be fair, it does sound quite unsafe to have flames coming out of all one's fingers!

Hmm.

Continuing the theme...

Ooh, nice one! Save him for Halloween. (In other words, just after Easter according to supermarkets.)

My DD really does get a birthday cake in the form of a dachshund each year, courtesy of her BF.

I know St Patrick is meant to win, but I think we can take him.

I’m up for a bit of flame throwing tonight. Count me in.

Presumably there will be pictures of this epic parade at some point?

I'm quite well up on farm animals (have looked after quite a range) but those are new to me.

I like android's boob armour!
I want boob armour too!

(I'm reaching that fractious toddler stage that gets small children sent to bed before the fun starts.)

The RSPB have loads of these at their reserve in Dorset...Arne iirc. They're from Hungary, descended in part from a once common but now extinct British breed.

Eta

Curly coated pigs, not boob armour.

I shared a moment with this beauty on one of my walks with the hound. I thought she was very striking.

Wow!

They're lovely!

http://www.bramblegate.co.uk/pigs.html

Welcome Swashy! I tend to agree with Cake, I think St Pat is likely to see us coming and run away!

Mmmmmmm.

Except this would be more appropriate as it's a pig!

Shhh…

In my defence, she worked hard to convince me she’d be much happier in my freezer. (Cold as it was out on the moor.)

I'm sorry Edith, I'm not prepared to ask AI for a bat-winged demon with boob armour!

<sulks>

You might have better luck talking @Boiledbeetle into trying that one, she seems fearless when dealing with AI!

I have no such scruples.

Wow! Edith looks, ahem, smoking! 🤣

They were escape artists, there were four in the car park. And the verges of the reserve footpaths had all been rootled. I bet the piglets are adorable, like porcine toupees.