The Bluestocking: where conversation should supersede cards

[MyrtleLion]

The Blue Stockings Society was founded by women emphasising education and mutual cooperation. Men could attend as invited guests, but in this Women's Pub, they are only welcome to peer enviously through the windows.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Stockings_Society

All women welcome!

All tastes catered for.

All food containing calories will not increase waistlines.

All drink containing alcohol will not intoxicate beyond the mildy merry and slightly inhibited stage. Guaranteed no hangovers.

Don't mind the gerbils, hamster, capybaras, quokkas and other assorted rodents. They're all female, all staff and very accommodating...

We are ridiculously soppy.

💕❤️💕

I can create lines

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• and bullet points

I found this post difficult to read and frankly hard to understand how you could suggest murdering somebody and burying their body under the patio and then relaying it ?😨

until I realised that there was a hyphen missing and it should be re-lay the patio over the dead body and add some flowers - now I get it! sure that's grand, off you go!😄

🤔😬😕😐😑😶

ʎɹɹoS

Also I really love my walrus, so even though I know his passcode, it's extremely unlikely that I would murder him because I would be heartbroken.

But it is useful to know I could pretend he was alive if the need arose.

Such as if

• he wore his outside shoes in the house
• didn't bring down the right number of hangers to take his washing upstairs
• accidentally turned off the freezer in the garage, destroying two weeks' worth of emergency dinners, no he would never do that she then apologise and offer to cook some more this week.

Those are Jolly Nice Jimjams. Shame I don't live in Ireland!

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Wear well

DRINK!
You lovely wims.
Excuse me while I bang head on wall. xx

How much buttercup is it safe for a beetle to consume in one evening? And should I offer a glug or two to my neighbour!

We are currently in a cough off! He coughs up a left lung, we have 30 seconds of quiet (except for the sound of police sirens zipping round the outskirts of town) then I start a coughing fit and cough up a lung. Then 30 seconds of quiet and he starts up again!

My early night had gone to pot!

Do you want a larger glass? I'll ask 20 gerbils if you do

I might go for a glug of buttercup with you Beetle.😊
While I foam at the mouth a little.
Also I have a new inhaler to try you can have a squirt my dear.

Scratch that, the gerbils have other ideas

Better than waiter there's a fly in my soup ha ha.

I'm sure your Walrus would never do anything like that, Myrtle, because I assume you have him well trained - like this

Ok, blood pressure slowly going down.
Ommmmmm

<passes over the buttercup>

A blue type or a brown type? And does it make the Whizzy noise of the old 70s/80s ones where you had to shove the capsule in each time?

I remember once being in look of some light relief and having no illegal drugs in the house may have taken way too many goes on a blue inhaler someone left in the bathroom. Did the trick!!

Wassup, lark?

Hi Errol. my own fault, too much time on a thread on FWR has brought me out in a rash ha ha.
I have stepped away so will be ok.😎

Beetle any Buttercup will do. I have an old fashioned type given me with a small nebuliser type thingy. I only went in with an ingrown toe nail.
(joke)

I've only got non drowsy buttercup. Not sure how that happened. I must find out of they still do the drowsy one!

<Watches Lark finish bottle. Might go for a glug my arse>

<Goes off to drag Lark from the thread she's supposed to be avoiding and back to the pub>

We need to attach a line to everyone so we can just reel them back to the thread without moving from in front of the fire.

Hi boiled I sent you a pm but it's a different user name sorry. Off to bed now x

well you have done that to me on a cat thread so grateful at the time. Love you @larklane17 xxx

@Boiledbeetle We need to stick a blue light on your beetle head nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw FWR sister in distress resuscitate, ogygen, paddles poof, dopemine

Its okay she is coming around

Thank god

you okay sister

Yes i am now my brain exploded in a fit of rage

thats okay

we can see to the symptoms.

thanks off…. to another piss me off thread

okay laters…………

I'll never get any sleep!!