Ladies and Ladies: The Bluestocking is open: again

[DeanElderberry]

Newly renovated, beautifully appointed. Food and Beverages, excellent (if sometimes unexpected service), delightful clientele, special accommodation for invalids, pedants, readers and normal people.

Ceol agus Craic

Entertainment!

! Gerbils beautiful gerbils!

❤🐀🎧🐀🎺🐁🎷🐖 ❤

all furry!

! ❤AI and Scientists❤

less furry !

All women welcome

well behaved male visitors from the Staunch Ally are welcome in the stableyard but not across the threshold of the main building

ooops. posted too soon

there ye go

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Also my favourite! I'll keep you company.

Of course fish being fish...

Five minutes later...

You want happy fish pix? We can do that.

Hey, we have a Bish Bar???

many more gins later...

Yesh, thatsh defferably how I got the shcar.

Of course a puffin can only go so long before completing the sentence

I see Fuzzy has borrowed the "fast asleep behind painted on eyes" glasses.

I even got the puffin to hold the gin for me!

Yes, that's the one the capybaras built. They made a bit of a bish of it, and the name stuck.

One of those isn't a fish, it's like a mermaid but unlike them isn't, um, necessarily a maid.

What is it with MN people who need to bang a point home? Someone has got the wrong end of the stick and thinks they're right and needs to keep pointing it out. I don't particularly care because it's not my issue and I was just trying to help. I'm probably right but it doesn't matter if I'm not but someone wants me to acquiesce so they feel better. It's really frustrating.

<staggers off out of the bar> Shhh don't tell anybody but I have fish chowder for supper tonight. Is a little light cannibalism OK around here?

Absolutely fine!

Not usually, but with fish...anyone else ever had guppies?

<Hands Myrtle gin and chocolate>

Have you done something different with your hair tonight?

What ????? Guppies can drive tanks dontcha know, not for eating, important should we require a war effort

@ErrolTheDragon

I'd not seen the poem. I wonder if Nash knew guppies have little guppies for breakfast, lunch and tea? Coots are model parents by comparison.

Magic of the Bluestocking.

Erm okay so the guppies will take their offspring with them as a packed lunch…..

gosh

Oh, I thought it was for visiting bishops.

Quite female legs, I thought.

Quite female legs, I thought.
Well, yes...

Been sorting out a box of really old work crap and found this.