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Ladies and Ladies: The Bluestocking is open: again

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DeanElderberry · 14/01/2025 11:20

Newly renovated, beautifully appointed. Food and Beverages, excellent (if sometimes unexpected service), delightful clientele, special accommodation for invalids, pedants, readers and normal people.

Ceol agus Craic

Entertainment!

! Gerbils beautiful gerbils!

❤🐀🎧🐀🎺🐁🎷🐖 ❤

all furry!

! ❤AI and Scientists❤

less furry !

All women welcome

well behaved male visitors from the Staunch Ally are welcome in the stableyard but not across the threshold of the main building

ooops. posted too soon

there ye go

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FuzzyPuffling · 14/01/2025 20:30

Magpiecomplex · 14/01/2025 20:29

Little?! She's enormous!

She looks like she'd be a good comfort pillow.

Magpiecomplex · 14/01/2025 20:34

It occurs to me that the less, erm, corporeal (?) ghosts could explain the various floating items that often turn up in images of the Bluestocking. Not the class 5 full roaming vapours though, obviously.

Magpiecomplex · 14/01/2025 20:36

@MarieDeGournay I went through several YouTube videos but none of them showed me how to remove the old one. They all showed a little flippy bit, but little flippy bit I had none.

MarieDeGournay · 14/01/2025 20:37

Boiledbeetle · 14/01/2025 19:26

Steve the pigeon bugger seagull, got pigeons on the brain now! was the dad. Kevin stepped in/shacked up with Sharon and the babies as soon as it is as rumoured Steve had been killed in a bin wagon accident. Although from subsequent sightings I believe that Steve is still alive, spying occasionally on us and family, after doing an insurance fiddle and trying to get out of fatherhood.

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Duf, duf, duf-duf, duf, duf, duh-duh-duh-duf.
Well it sahnds like an EastEnders storyline, dunni'?

Boiledbeetle · 14/01/2025 20:43

MarieDeGournay · 14/01/2025 20:37

Duf, duf, duf-duf, duf, duf, duh-duh-duh-duf.
Well it sahnds like an EastEnders storyline, dunni'?

GET OUT OF MY PUB!

😁

FuzzyPuffling · 14/01/2025 20:48

Boiledbeetle · 14/01/2025 20:43

GET OUT OF MY PUB!

😁

Nah, I'm fambly, innit.

ErrolTheDragon · 14/01/2025 21:25

I think the poor little wombat is crying because she's got stuck in a tiny room with a very small fire.

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:25

<sidles in unobtrusively... > Any chance of a gin and tonic?

ErrolTheDragon · 14/01/2025 21:27

I'm sure I've warned everyone before that we need to keep the gulls away from puffling. Even if they do look like pigeons.

ErrolTheDragon · 14/01/2025 21:28

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:25

<sidles in unobtrusively... > Any chance of a gin and tonic?

Ice and a slice?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/01/2025 21:29

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:25

<sidles in unobtrusively... > Any chance of a gin and tonic?

Well, this is par for the course.

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Magpiecomplex · 14/01/2025 21:32

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/01/2025 21:29

Well, this is par for the course.

I'm reminded of Douglas Adams.

Bannedontherun · 14/01/2025 21:32

@Britinme welcome take a seat i identify as a hedgehog BTW, dont let it bother you.

I dont eat bugs and love a gin cheers

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:33

Ooh do I get a choice of gerbils to deliver it? Can I have both? <hic>

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:34

I actually identify as a fish, but miraculously I don't require a tank. I will try not to slime anybody though (and my slime has a delicate unfishy perfume anyway).

Magpiecomplex · 14/01/2025 21:35

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:34

I actually identify as a fish, but miraculously I don't require a tank. I will try not to slime anybody though (and my slime has a delicate unfishy perfume anyway).

I wouldn't get too close to @FuzzyPuffling in that case!

Bannedontherun · 14/01/2025 21:35

i can smell a hint of coco channel

MarieDeGournay · 14/01/2025 21:36

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:33

Ooh do I get a choice of gerbils to deliver it? Can I have both? <hic>

You seem to have a choice between a gin and nonic, or a gin and gonic, and between an Arctic Gerbil and a Tabby Gerbil..
That's the Bluestocking in a nutshellGrin
You're very welcome!

FuzzyPuffling · 14/01/2025 21:37

Who said fish???

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/01/2025 21:38

Welcome, Britinme. I see you've made yourself at home.

Ladies and Ladies: The Bluestocking is open: again
Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:38

Coco Channel! My favourite perfume! Tastes vile to fish-eating birds, I'm told (I'll tell you the story of my scar one day). I'll just sip this gin and admire the beautiful gerbils.

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:39

Wow that is an amazing likeness! But I usually look a little more cheerful than that.

lcakethereforeIam · 14/01/2025 21:41

You do look like you've seen things.

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:42

I'm very old you know. You can tell by the rings in my otoliths.

Magpiecomplex · 14/01/2025 21:43

Britinme · 14/01/2025 21:42

I'm very old you know. You can tell by the rings in my otoliths.

You have otoliths?
That's fancy!

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