Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!

[Boiledbeetle]

The things I do to get to the bar first!

Follow on thread from

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5207342-bluestocking-do-androids-dream-of-electric-hair

As the clothing became more and more skimpy in each succeeding image, I asked it to show me fully clothed women and it gave me this... 😳

I know we have thermal pools for the cabybaras and the (sane) (ish) (bluestocking sane) women, but if anyone wants to buy an inflatable insulated ice plunge-tub, I was in Lidl this morning and saw their flyer for the upcoming specials and know where you can get one . . .

an inflatable insulated ice plunge-tub

Why does such an object even exist?

That seems a very good question.

But - yours for only €39.99

Next door's flat roof has frozen puddles on it. Is that a cheap alternative? ( I am never going to find out)

Something's escaped from the Genetic Modification Lab again.

🫣

@Boiledbeetle , remind me where you got your biosecurity training before setting up the GM lab?

Round here the cheap alternative is wild swimming in the lake, which by this stage contains every snowflake and hailstone that has fallen on the upper and middle Shannon in the last month and is as cold as water ever needs to be.

Deepest Darkest Peru's Community College. Why?

I feel cold just looking at this. Why oh why oh why?

Well, I didn't want to come right out and say it, but I was subtly checking you'd done some training! Now I know you're fully certificated I'm sure it must be one of the gerbils accidentally leaving the lab door open. Gerbil Igors, presumably.

Unless ...anyone got a few ginormous bottles of champagne?

Gerbil Igors, presumably

Oh dear lord don't try to get an ai to understand and depict that

Turns out they are ever so cute!

I tried asking for a gerbil Frankenstein, thinking that might be a shortcut (yes, I know he was the creator not the monster). No idea how this fits that brief.

They're actually for people who take their sport seriously.

Though the most common ones would be ideal for chilling a couple of Nebuchadnezzars of champagne.

I know which use I would prefer.

Er... do you and the AI know what an Igor is?

I don't think the AI does!

The woman in the grey v-necked sweater doesn't seem to exist below the waist. The yellow knickers with the unconvincing plastic leg emerging from them don't seem to connect to her, and the random kneecap next to it on the couch has no human association. I'm not sure where the other leg with the woolly anklet and the silly shoe is meant to fit.

Try harder AI! Make anatomical sense!

They're actually for people who take their sport seriously.

My bafflement explained in one easy sentence.

I'll stick with the heated blanket thanks.

Dean, I assumed yellow knickers woman was sitting with one leg folded under her, hence random kneecap. No idea what the woolly anklet is for.

Has one of the women on the left incinerated her legs in the fireplace?

But the thing emerging from the yellow knickers doesn't actually look like either a right or a left leg. AI would do better to keep people's clothes on.