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inkymoose · 09/12/2024 21:04

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/12/2024 20:45

Hey, Inky!

Shrinky moose! I had better hurry up and eat all of that cake 😂

DeanElderberry · 09/12/2024 21:09

I'm not sure about that big bag - maybe I saw it in a charity shop and thought it might be handy for carrying all the STUFF required for craft club.

DeanElderberry · 09/12/2024 21:11

cute little shrinkymoose, I wonder is there an Alice-style 'eat me' labelled concoction that makes those who eat/drink it get randomly smaller and larger.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/12/2024 21:16

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Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
inkymoose · 09/12/2024 21:26

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/12/2024 21:16

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buuurp

Any more cake left?

ErrolTheDragon · 09/12/2024 21:35

DeanElderberry · 09/12/2024 21:09

I'm not sure about that big bag - maybe I saw it in a charity shop and thought it might be handy for carrying all the STUFF required for craft club.

If the side we can't see is mesh, then it might be for a spare small dog?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/12/2024 22:11

inkymoose · 09/12/2024 21:26

buuurp

Any more cake left?

I think you've have quite enough already.

inkymoose · 09/12/2024 22:34

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/12/2024 22:11

I think you've have quite enough already.

😂

inkymoose · 09/12/2024 22:44

DeanElderberry · 09/12/2024 21:11

cute little shrinkymoose, I wonder is there an Alice-style 'eat me' labelled concoction that makes those who eat/drink it get randomly smaller and larger.

Gosh you're right!

Can feel myself getting smaller squeak

Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
lcakethereforeIam · 09/12/2024 23:50

Aw! Dinkymoose 😃

inkymoose · 10/12/2024 00:47

lcakethereforeIam · 09/12/2024 23:50

Aw! Dinkymoose 😃

Oh dear ... now it's gone the other way ...

luckily, Alice did return to her normal size when she wasn't busy nibbling mushrooms and swigging tempting bottles of grog. So hopefully moose will be back to normal tomorrow.

Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
ErrolTheDragon · 10/12/2024 08:17

It's a good thing the Bluestocking is able to adjust size according to the needs of its clientele.

FuzzyPuffling · 10/12/2024 10:03

Morning all. Thanks for the fab cosy corners. The world is very bright today ( I'm rocking the Roy orbison look) and I'm using a huge magnifying glass to write this, but all is well. X

AlisonDonut · 10/12/2024 10:09

Can you pop some damp dusters on those antlers whilst you are up there moose and get right into the corners. Ta love.

DeanElderberry · 10/12/2024 10:14

There is nuffing , nuffing, nuffing like a Puffling,
looking at a world so clear and bright,
with her magnifying glass,
(no, DON'T turn it on my - - - -)
making sure the gerbils do their bar-work right.

There is nuffing, nuffing . . . .

FuzzyPuffling · 10/12/2024 10:18

Round of applause for Deano! 😃

ErrolTheDragon · 10/12/2024 10:25

FuzzyPuffling · 10/12/2024 10:03

Morning all. Thanks for the fab cosy corners. The world is very bright today ( I'm rocking the Roy orbison look) and I'm using a huge magnifying glass to write this, but all is well. X

Hurrah!
So glad it went well. I'm sure someone will provide a depiction of puffling in shades soon. 🕶️

lcakethereforeIam · 10/12/2024 10:29

So pleased for you Puffling. Can't wait for the artwork.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/12/2024 10:58

Artwork, you say...

Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/12/2024 11:01

Of course, it took a few goes. The writing in some of these is a bit odd & I didn't ask for it! No idea where it comes from.

Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/12/2024 11:04

So good they named her twice.

And (be warned) more writing I definitely didn't ask for.

Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!
DeanElderberry · 10/12/2024 11:10

I refuse to believe Puffling has hair with pwped crap!

I think AI was listening to us discussing the insalubrious habits of some of our dog friends.

AsWithGlad · 10/12/2024 11:13

Good to read that, Fuzzy. Take things very easy today, mostly eyes closed - radio or music?- and not much screen time.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/12/2024 11:15

Well quite, Dean. Or that a puffling would ever be associated with any form of the F word. Or that there are puffins with invisible bodies & visible heads & feet. I mean, even at the Bluestocking with its variable grasp on reality, there are certain niceties to be observed, as Admiral Rolland said.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/12/2024 11:18

Love & best wishes for an easy recovery to @FuzzyPuffling .

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