Bluestocking: the one where Boiled gets to the bar first!

[Boiledbeetle]

The things I do to get to the bar first!

Follow on thread from

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5207342-bluestocking-do-androids-dream-of-electric-hair

Thank you lovelies
Also, my hair is very often owned crap.

Androidwelcomes Fuzzy into the cosy snug (it's a bit of a job to get android to keep her mitts off fuzzy's sunglasses).

So glad to see you back in the Bluestocking, @FuzzyPuffling - hurrah for a bright, bright world.

I was going to spend today constructing Parsley the lion - dh was supposed to be away in that there London for the day, but the trains are still cocked up due to Darragh, so he's stayed home. He is supposed to be away for the day on the 19th, so if I don't manage to do Stealth Knitting before then, that will be my last chance.

Fuzzzy Hoto Chocolate Fus Fackes. Great name for a cafe.

Glad you are back in the room/cozy corner and taking it easy.

Adjective and proper noun.

I think we should assemble the gerbil+quokka choir to sing 'All Things Bright and Beautiful' to Fuzzy.
Obvs changing the last line to 'AI made them all'

Sorry!

Really rocking that pink beret, Puffers!

All things weird and wonderful
All gerbils great & small
All things sparp and wellyful
The AI made them all

The little pub that opens
It's huge on the inside
We each have our own corner
And fires to sit beside

The Tunnocks and hot chocolate
Full English breakfasts too
If you just ask a gerbil
They'll bring it straight to you

Could you sneak off to a hotel & knit there? To cover your tracks, have the lacy bit of a negligee trailing out of your craft bag & put lots of perfume on. And before you go, be on your phone when your DH walks into any room, & snap your phone shut with a guilty look.

Can't see any drawbacks with this plan.

It sounds like a perfect plan, @ifIwerenotanandroid - but I don't have a negleigle to hand.

I have been managing by shoving all the incriminating knitting under a cushion whenever dh (most unreasonably) walks into his own front room.

Your rewriting of All Things Bright and Beautiful is absolutely perfect - you are very clever indeed.

You know how the WI used to sing 'Jerusalem' at the begining of meetings.

We could sing Android's beautiful rewriting of All Things when the Bluestocking opens and we all troop in.

If it ever closes, that is.

All Things Bright and Bluestocking, absolutely 👏 👏

We will close it specifically so that we can open it one second later & all troop in.

Ooh, spiffing.

Would it be OK if I joined in with the band on my tambourine?

Of course.

Parsley is done.

Ooooh! I love him!

I need those gloves!

Wow, impressed at Parsley.

I'm very impressed by the one playing a double bass and a sousaphone at the same time! In fact, I'm impressed full stop at the idea of a double bass in a marching band. Would you mount it on a skateboard?

That's probably my fault because I mentioned bass drums.🙄

Are we sure that AI isn't an abbreviation for Absolute Idiot?

Maybe the double bass has a castor instead of a spike?

The one with both a trumpet and drum is quite ambitious too. It's most unreasonable of the AI not to have bestowed some extra front legs on these multitalented beasts, given that it's capable of doing so for no good reason.

I love Parsley! Brilliant job Woley
Can he be incorporated into the Bluestocking gang?

What will AI make of the prompt "Parsley the Lion"?

Is it familiar with 1960s-1970s British children's TV programmes?